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#MasterpieceCakeshop and #XmasGiftsFromTrump

I had some fun with the trending hashtags #MasterpieceCakeshop and #XmasGiftsFromTrump on Twitter over the past couple days. Here are my posts, ordered from the most popular to the least popular (all my tweets can be seen here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):

1) 20 allege Trump sexually assaulted/harassed them.
GOP: "Let's make him president!"

9 allege Moore sexually assaulted/harassed them when they were teenagers.
GOP: "Let's make him Senator!"

A gay couple wants a wedding cake.
GOP: "Whoa! That's going too far!"
#MasterpieceCakeshop
232 Likes, 135 Retweets

2) If the Supreme Court sides with Jack Phillips in the #MasterpieceCakeshop case, I'm going to open a bakery, turn away everyone I don't like based on my religious affiliation, and when asked what my religion is, tell them, "Roznieckism."
126 Likes, 31 Retweets

3) A pageless book, entitled, "I Reed Gooder Then You"
#XmasGiftsFromTrump
75 Likes, 21 Retweets

4) Ironic Tweet of the Day
I was just told bakers serving the public, regardless of the customer, is akin to slavery. Yes, because treating all people as equals in the eyes of the law is obviously slavery. Actual slaves may have seen things a bit differently...
#MasterpieceCakeshop
58 Likes, 27 Retweets

5) The same special hair products he uses
#XmasGiftsFromTrump
46 Likes, 16 Retweets

6) On your own time, worship a water buffalo you call Randy for all I care. When working, however, it's your job to serve your customers, regardless of who they are or what they believe. Don't worry. Randy won't judge nor condemn you for this.
#MasterpieceCakeshop
45 Likes, 9 Retweets

7) Finding a job where you agree with the views of every person you work with and serve is nonexistent, unless you work by yourself. Even then, chances are you'll disagree with yourself at times.
#MasterpieceCakeshop
39 Likes, 10 Retweets

8) A transcript to his wife's best Michelle Obama speech
#XmasGiftsFromTrump
31 Likes, 7 Retweets

9) Tie tape
#XmasGiftsFromTrump
20 Likes, 12 Retweets

10) 25% off golden showers coupon
#XmasGiftsFromTrump
23 Likes, 4 Retweets

11) Freedom of religion ≠ Freedom to discriminate
#MasterpieceCakeshop
21 Likes, 4 Retweets

12) Easy-Bake Tax Return Oven
#XmasGiftsFromTrump
11 Likes, 2 Retweets

13) A membership to the dating site http://SingleRussianHackers.com
#XmasGiftsFromTrump
9 Likes, 1 Retweet

14) Oompa Loompa self-tanner
#XmasGiftsFromTrump
7 Likes, 1 Retweet

15) A vulgar Magic 8-Ball
#XmasGiftsFromTrump
7 Likes, 0 Retweets

16) Eric and Tiffany's phone numbers
#XmasGiftsFromTrump
6 Likes, 0 Retweets

17) The board game Lie Detector: Lamestream Media Edition
#XmasGiftsFromTrump
3 Likes, 0 Retweets

Totals: 761 Likes, 280 Retweets (Averages of 44.8 Likes, 16.5 Retweets)
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