I had some fun with the trending hashtags #MasterpieceCakeshop and #XmasGiftsFromTrump on Twitter over the past couple days. Here are my posts, ordered from the most popular to the least popular (all my tweets can be seen here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):
1) 20 allege Trump sexually assaulted/harassed them.
GOP: "Let's make him president!"
9 allege Moore sexually assaulted/harassed them when they were teenagers.
GOP: "Let's make him Senator!"
A gay couple wants a wedding cake.
GOP: "Whoa! That's going too far!"
#MasterpieceCakeshop
232 Likes, 135 Retweets
2) If the Supreme Court sides with Jack Phillips in the #MasterpieceCakeshop case, I'm going to open a bakery, turn away everyone I don't like based on my religious affiliation, and when asked what my religion is, tell them, "Roznieckism."
126 Likes, 31 Retweets
3) A pageless book, entitled, "I Reed Gooder Then You"
#XmasGiftsFromTrump
75 Likes, 21 Retweets
4) Ironic Tweet of the Day
I was just told bakers serving the public, regardless of the customer, is akin to slavery. Yes, because treating all people as equals in the eyes of the law is obviously slavery. Actual slaves may have seen things a bit differently...
#MasterpieceCakeshop
58 Likes, 27 Retweets
5) The same special hair products he uses
#XmasGiftsFromTrump
46 Likes, 16 Retweets
6) On your own time, worship a water buffalo you call Randy for all I care. When working, however, it's your job to serve your customers, regardless of who they are or what they believe. Don't worry. Randy won't judge nor condemn you for this.
#MasterpieceCakeshop
45 Likes, 9 Retweets
7) Finding a job where you agree with the views of every person you work with and serve is nonexistent, unless you work by yourself. Even then, chances are you'll disagree with yourself at times.
#MasterpieceCakeshop
39 Likes, 10 Retweets
8) A transcript to his wife's best Michelle Obama speech
#XmasGiftsFromTrump
31 Likes, 7 Retweets
9) Tie tape
#XmasGiftsFromTrump
20 Likes, 12 Retweets
10) 25% off golden showers coupon
#XmasGiftsFromTrump
23 Likes, 4 Retweets
11) Freedom of religion ≠ Freedom to discriminate
#MasterpieceCakeshop
21 Likes, 4 Retweets
12) Easy-Bake Tax Return Oven
#XmasGiftsFromTrump
11 Likes, 2 Retweets
13) A membership to the dating site http://SingleRussianHackers.com
#XmasGiftsFromTrump
9 Likes, 1 Retweet
14) Oompa Loompa self-tanner
#XmasGiftsFromTrump
7 Likes, 1 Retweet
15) A vulgar Magic 8-Ball
#XmasGiftsFromTrump
7 Likes, 0 Retweets
16) Eric and Tiffany's phone numbers
#XmasGiftsFromTrump
6 Likes, 0 Retweets
17) The board game Lie Detector: Lamestream Media Edition
#XmasGiftsFromTrump
3 Likes, 0 Retweets
Totals: 761 Likes, 280 Retweets (Averages of 44.8 Likes, 16.5 Retweets)
1) 20 allege Trump sexually assaulted/harassed them.
GOP: "Let's make him president!"
9 allege Moore sexually assaulted/harassed them when they were teenagers.
GOP: "Let's make him Senator!"
A gay couple wants a wedding cake.
GOP: "Whoa! That's going too far!"
#MasterpieceCakeshop
232 Likes, 135 Retweets
2) If the Supreme Court sides with Jack Phillips in the #MasterpieceCakeshop case, I'm going to open a bakery, turn away everyone I don't like based on my religious affiliation, and when asked what my religion is, tell them, "Roznieckism."
126 Likes, 31 Retweets
3) A pageless book, entitled, "I Reed Gooder Then You"
#XmasGiftsFromTrump
75 Likes, 21 Retweets
4) Ironic Tweet of the Day
I was just told bakers serving the public, regardless of the customer, is akin to slavery. Yes, because treating all people as equals in the eyes of the law is obviously slavery. Actual slaves may have seen things a bit differently...
#MasterpieceCakeshop
58 Likes, 27 Retweets
5) The same special hair products he uses
#XmasGiftsFromTrump
46 Likes, 16 Retweets
6) On your own time, worship a water buffalo you call Randy for all I care. When working, however, it's your job to serve your customers, regardless of who they are or what they believe. Don't worry. Randy won't judge nor condemn you for this.
#MasterpieceCakeshop
45 Likes, 9 Retweets
7) Finding a job where you agree with the views of every person you work with and serve is nonexistent, unless you work by yourself. Even then, chances are you'll disagree with yourself at times.
#MasterpieceCakeshop
39 Likes, 10 Retweets
8) A transcript to his wife's best Michelle Obama speech
#XmasGiftsFromTrump
31 Likes, 7 Retweets
9) Tie tape
#XmasGiftsFromTrump
20 Likes, 12 Retweets
10) 25% off golden showers coupon
#XmasGiftsFromTrump
23 Likes, 4 Retweets
11) Freedom of religion ≠ Freedom to discriminate
#MasterpieceCakeshop
21 Likes, 4 Retweets
12) Easy-Bake Tax Return Oven
#XmasGiftsFromTrump
11 Likes, 2 Retweets
13) A membership to the dating site http://SingleRussianHackers.com
#XmasGiftsFromTrump
9 Likes, 1 Retweet
14) Oompa Loompa self-tanner
#XmasGiftsFromTrump
7 Likes, 1 Retweet
15) A vulgar Magic 8-Ball
#XmasGiftsFromTrump
7 Likes, 0 Retweets
16) Eric and Tiffany's phone numbers
#XmasGiftsFromTrump
6 Likes, 0 Retweets
17) The board game Lie Detector: Lamestream Media Edition
#XmasGiftsFromTrump
3 Likes, 0 Retweets
Totals: 761 Likes, 280 Retweets (Averages of 44.8 Likes, 16.5 Retweets)
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