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What to expect in 2018

In 2017, Tracy Fort and I put the wraps on our year-long podcast, The Tracy & Craig Show; I released two books (The Art of the Steal and A Collection of Satirical Short Stories); reached 80k followers on Twitter; and managed to stay alive through Donald Trump's first year as president.

For 2018, be expecting even more out of me! I will be releasing the third and seventh volumes to The Kind-Hearted Smarta*s and LOL at the GOP series, respectively. I also hope to work on two new books/stories centered around Ronald Chump's character from The Art of the Steal. In a perfect world, I'll release all four books and get back to work on the porn satire I've placed on the backburner for some time, Nick "The Quick" Load. Lastly, I'm hoping to build off my experience from The Tracy & Craig Show and start my own podcast. Oh, and I suppose it's my goal to eclipse 100k followers on Twitter.

In any case, stay tuned, stay warm, safe, and sane, and let's have a grand close to 2017 and a grand start to 2018! Happy New Year!

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