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What I learned in Week 13 of the NFL season...

In Week 13 of the NFL season, I learned that...

- ...due to Rob Gronkowski's play on Sunday, in the offseason the NFL may implement the Fu*kin' Ridiculous Late Hit, a 30-yard penalty.

- ...Bob McAdoo may soon be working alongside Scooby-Doo.

- ...the Jaguars may want to check with tea-baggers before again referring to themselves as Sacksonville.

- ...the Cleveland Browns were yet again passed over by the college football playoff committee.

- ...the Denver Broncos offense is now neck-and-neck with the Trump administration on the LES (Low Efficiency Scale).

- ...the struggling Kansas City Chiefs may ask the commissioner to implement a flag-throwing contest multiple times throughout every game.

- ...Russell Wilson runs around in the backfield more in a single game than 96% of Americans run in a year.

- ...Jacoby Brissett wears full-body condoms to bed, because for how little protection he gets from his o-line, he's bound to get sacked.

- ..., according to most NFL announcers, Brett Hundley and Aaron Rodgers are identical twins.

- ..., with Tyrod Taylor's injury, the second-coming of Nathan Peterman is upon us, which can only mean one thing - Armageddon is near!
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