In Week 14 of the NFL season, I learned that...
- ..., when it comes to December games in Buffalo, Stevie Wonder might as well be doing the announcing.
- ..., if a high school team spotted Cleveland 21 points, the Browns would still find a way to lose.
- ...Greg Schiano has had quite the influence on Michael Bennett.
- ...Tom Brady apparently takes to Miami at the same leisure as Gisele takes to Donald Trump.
- ...Marcus Mariota has come down with a case of temporary amnesia, as he's forgotten which team he plays for.
- ..., if a game turned into an MMA fight, the officials from the Seattle/Jacksonville contest would likely fan themselves with their flags as opposed to throw them.
- ..., in an attempt to attain the best workout possible, if faced with the option of taking one step or running seven miles, Atlanta Falcons head coach Dan Quinn would likely go with the single step.
- ...the Philadelphia Eagles may ask to trade for wannabe-quarterback Mohamed Sanu.
- ...the Steel Curtain defense of old would have loved the Pittsburgh/Baltimore game from Sunday night, as literally the last team who had the ball won.
- ..., for as many games as he's won, Detroit Lions kicker Matt Prater may start asking to get paid more than Matthew Stafford.
- ..., when it comes to December games in Buffalo, Stevie Wonder might as well be doing the announcing.
- ..., if a high school team spotted Cleveland 21 points, the Browns would still find a way to lose.
- ...Greg Schiano has had quite the influence on Michael Bennett.
- ...Tom Brady apparently takes to Miami at the same leisure as Gisele takes to Donald Trump.
- ...Marcus Mariota has come down with a case of temporary amnesia, as he's forgotten which team he plays for.
- ..., if a game turned into an MMA fight, the officials from the Seattle/Jacksonville contest would likely fan themselves with their flags as opposed to throw them.
- ..., in an attempt to attain the best workout possible, if faced with the option of taking one step or running seven miles, Atlanta Falcons head coach Dan Quinn would likely go with the single step.
- ...the Philadelphia Eagles may ask to trade for wannabe-quarterback Mohamed Sanu.
- ...the Steel Curtain defense of old would have loved the Pittsburgh/Baltimore game from Sunday night, as literally the last team who had the ball won.
- ..., for as many games as he's won, Detroit Lions kicker Matt Prater may start asking to get paid more than Matthew Stafford.
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