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Cliven Bundy was always known as a smooth-talker...

At an Independent American Party gathering in St. George, Utah on Saturday, Nevada rancher Cliven Bundy told the 100-120 people in attendance the following with regard to his confrontation with the federal government in April:

"The Lord told me ... if (the local sheriff doesn't) take away these arms from federal agents, we the people will have to face these arms in a civil war. This is your chance to straighten this thing up."

He added this:

"Where is all of your college students? Where's our young and where's our old? Where's our black and where's our brown? Where are you people? Aren't you interested in freedom and liberty?"

Yes, I think we can officially close the chapter on looking for the next Martin Luther King, Jr. now... If Bundy had been front and center in the "I have a dream..." speech, he would probably have said something along the following lines:

"I have a dream that some of you's college people, some of you's young and old people will care about freedom and liberty. That some of you's black and brown people will care about it. Where in the Sam Hill are those people? If I were black or brown or young or old or in college, I'd sure as hell care! What is wrong with those people? What is wrong with people not named Cliven Bundy? And I guess the few of you that showed up today? Cliven Bundy cares about freedom and liberty, and so do all of you's people. I have a dream that more of those other people start being more like us kind of people, you know? Hellz to the yeah!"

In other news, it can now be confirmed that Cliven Bundy hears voices. When polled about the findings, 94.6% of respondents said they weren't surprised, while 5.4% said they heard the same voices, and were later checked into a mental institution.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/08/03/cliven-bundy-iap-god-civil-war-_n_5646121.html

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