#AlternativeFacts, #WomensMarchStatistics, and #NotMySuperBowl

I had some fun with the trending hashtags #AlternativeFacts, #WomensMarchStatistics, and #NotMySuperBowl over the past 24 hours. Here are my posts, ordered from the most popular to the least popular (all my tweets can be read here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):

1) Trump: "37% of Americans approve of me. Round that up to 40, add 10, round again to 100 & everyone loves me, b/c math!"
#AlternativeFacts
669 Likes, 179 Retweets

2) Trump: "I'd say my favorite Commandment thingy is the one that says, 'Thou shalt not tweet fact-checks of me.'"
#AlternativeFacts
253 Likes, 76 Retweets

3) Trump: "I have like the bigliest hands this side of the Specific Ocean, okay?!?"
#AlternativeFacts
237 Likes, 80 Retweets

4) Trump:"The only way to improve healthcare is to take it away, like the only way to improve one's life is to kill 'em."
#AlternativeFacts
194 Likes, 81 Retweets

5) Whatever comes out of this guy's mouth...
#AlternativeFacts
201 Likes, 67 Retweets

6) Trump: "The First Amendment of the Constitution only applies to me, my voters, and nonvoters who think I have nice hair."
#AlternativeFacts
157 Likes, 53 Retweets

7) 3 times more people than at Trump's inauguration, 300 times more IQ points
#WomensMarchStatistics
150 Likes, 49 Retweets

8) Trump: "There is no 'i' in 'team,' but there is 'me' in 'team' and 'me' makes the best 'team,' without question!"
#AlternativeFacts
127 Likes, 29 Retweets

9) Trump: "A fake doctor with no experience is who everyone should want to do their brain surgery. Common sense, people!"
#AlternativeFacts
103 Likes, 32 Retweets

10) Trump: "'Plagiarism is the sincerest form of flattery.' So, if anything, Michelle Obama should thank Melania!"
#AlternativeFacts
100 Likes, 29 Retweets

11) Trump: "When I talked about grabbing women by the pussy, I meant cat. I absolutely love cats, except the black ones."
#AlternativeFacts
93 Likes, 24 Retweets

12) Trump: "Putin? As in Vladimir Putin? Naw, I've never heard of him..."
#AlternativeFacts
82 Likes, 22 Retweets

13) Trump: "I once won a spelling bee on the word 'bigly'."
#AlternativeFacts
77 Likes, 18 Retweets

14) Trump:"W/all the lies I've told, pussies I've grabbed, poor I've screwed over, I've put the 'Christ' back in 'Christmas'."
#AlternativeFacts
67 Likes, 19 Retweets

15) Trump: "Like it says in our Declaration of whatever, I deserve 'life, liberty, & the pursuit of making people miserable.'"
#AlternativeFacts
57 Likes, 26 Retweets

16) Trump: "I've got two words for you: Meryl Streep is so overrated & big name cover bands are like way underrated! Period!"
#AlternativeFacts
54 Likes, 21 Retweets

17) Trump: "Two Corinthians are always better than One Corinthian."
#AlternativeFacts
58 Likes, 15 Retweets

18) Trump: "When our taxpayers pay for the wall, it'll actually be the Mexicans, believe me!"
#AlternativeFacts
49 Likes, 12 Retweets

19) Trump: "I wrote the film 'Field of Dreams': 'If you build it (the wall) & make them pay for it, they'll stop coming.'"
#AlternativeFacts
44 Likes, 15 Retweets

20) Trump: "We won the popular vote, like big league! Popular vote scores are like golf scores. Fact!"
#AlternativeFacts
45 Likes, 10 Retweets

21) Trump: "Abraham Lincoln tweeted the Gettysburg Address in two tweets. Fact!"
#AlternativeFacts
34 Likes, 14 Retweets

21) Trump: "None of my clothes were made in Jina!"
#AlternativeFacts
40 Likes, 8 Retweets

23) Trump: "That Right Said Fred song, 'I'm Too Sexy,' was mainly inspired by me."
#AlternativeFacts
37 Likes, 9 Retweets

24) Trump: "My favorite quote from that Day Cart guy is, 'I retweet white supremacists, therefore I am.'"
#AlternativeFacts
30 Likes, 10 Retweets

25) Trump: "On February 14th, I've never ever ever asked Russia to be my Valentine!"
#AlternativeFacts
29 Likes, 5 Retweets

26) #NotMySuperBowl is false equivalence. The proper comparison would be #NotMyElection, not #NotMyPresident. Just sayin'...
22 Likes, 6 Retweets

Totals: 3,009 Likes, 909 Retweets (Averages of 115.7 Likes, 35.0 Retweets)

Boycotting jukeboxes because of TouchTunes

I love music and enjoy hitting the bar(s) over the weekend, so naturally, when the mood strikes me, I've never been coy about playing some songs on the jukebox. This past Thursday, a friend of mine turned 50, so several friends of her's, including myself, all met up to celebrate the occasion. At around 9:30, a friend of mine and I both chipped in $5 to play some songs on the jukebox. Four hours and 231 skips later, we gave up on hearing the songs we had selected, and went home knowing we had just wasted $5. This wasn't the first time such a thing had happened to me (and many others), and due to that, I'll be boycotting jukeboxes. Why? The scam known as TouchTunes. You see, here's how the plot typically breaks down. A person (or group of people) downloads the TouchTunes app on his/her phone, consumes one too many adult beverages, and due to this, has less care for spending extra money to hear the songs of their choosing right NOW. That's the thing with TouchTun

The difference between "looking" and "checking out"

I may be way off with these numbers, but it's my approximation that at least 75% of individuals whom are involved in a serious relationship feel it's perfectly acceptable to "check out" members of the opposite sex they're not involved with. Meanwhile, approximately 25% either don't feel this is acceptable or aren't sure about the matter. I hadn't thought about this matter for a while, but since I've been dating a woman for about 8 months, the topic has been pondered about some. When reading or hearing others discuss this very issue, I often times hear comments similar to the following: "It's human nature to look." "There's nothing wrong with checking others out. I'm sure he/she does it too!" "It's fine to do it. Just don't tell your boyfriend/girlfriend about it or do it in front of them!" "It's natural to find people attractive." When observing the array of comments, I i

The verdict is in. To no one's surprise, Jonathan Hoenig has been found guilty of being an idiot.

Just recently, when discussing the Michael Brown shooting and whether or not race had anything to do with it, Fox News contributor Jonathan Hoenig said, "You know who talks about race? Racists." One moment while I provide Mr. Hoenig with the well deserved slow-clap. :: slow-claps for two seconds :: So, that was quite the line by Mr. Hoenig, wasn't it? "You know who talks about race? Racists." Well, wasn't he just talking about race? So, by his own words, I guess that makes him a racist. Also, if he wants to be consistent, does this mean that people whom talk about gender are sexists and people whom talk about sexual orientation are homophobes? With that line of thinking, Hoenig would engage in the following back-and-forths: Hoenig: "So, who are you voting for?" A woman: "The Democratic candidate, because he's been adamant about his support for equal rights for women." Hoenig: "You sexist feminist nazi!"

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