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#TrumpHistoryLecture

I had some fun with the trending hashtag #TrumpHistoryLecture on Twitter yesterday. Here are my posts, ordered from the most popular to the least popular (all my tweets can be seen here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):

1) "The best book like ever was written by my lovely wife, Melania. It's called, "Michelle Obama: In Her Own Words'."
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573 Likes, 172 Retweets

2) "It's like JFK said: 'Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for the top 1% in your country.'"
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282 Likes, 113 Retweets

3) "The crooked Chinese took their Great Wall idea from me! Sad!"
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190 Likes, 64 Retweets

4) "The Cold War is proof there's no global warming, believe me!"
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160 Likes, 64 Retweets

5) "On 6/26/15, the sanctity of marriage was ruined by the gays. Hopefully I'll make marriage great again with wife #4."
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113 Likes, 45 Retweets

6) "The earth was flat; then it became round; and now we're not sure anymore, so I call it flaroundish."
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107 Likes, 31 Retweets

7) "It's been long known that babies come out of women's wherevers."
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100 Likes, 24 Retweets

8) "What do the Great Depression, Holocaust, Hurricane Katrina, Jesus' crucifixion, & AIDS have in common? Obama's fault!"
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99 Likes, 23 Retweets

9) "Trump University was an Ivy League school, just as bigly good as Brown, Yale, Princetown, and Harbaugh or whatever."
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80 Likes, 29 Retweets

10) "If there's hard evidence of something, but you deny it, it never happened! Period!"
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79 Likes, 23 Retweets

11) "Throughout our history, presidents have not been ready to make that 3 am tweet, but I will, like bigly big league!"
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51 Likes, 15 Retweets

12) "When the Intranets came out, we learned facts like how Lincoln used to tweet & how the GOP hasn't changed since him."
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44 Likes, 18 Retweets

13) "Mary was a virgin; had a baby - The Jesus; sh*t happened, like bigly; and we're all saved. Get it? Got it? Good."
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35 Likes, 14 Retweets

14) "Why is it called history? Because I grabbed herstory by the pussy &... Wait, that never happened! It was consensual!"
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41 Likes, 7 Retweets

15) "So there was this guy. There was this monkey. ...and AIDS."
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31 Likes, 9 Retweets

15) "The Civil War was named that b/c, like, one guy would go to another guy & say, 'Excuse me, sir,' and then bang bang."
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31 Likes, 9 Retweets

17) "Today we'll be talking about pay-to-play. Side-note, I paid-to-play w/this gal in Russia once - Chastity McSugartits."
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28 Likes, 8 Retweets

18) "Every person who has ever used logic in an argument will forever be cursed with not getting laid. That's a fact."
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31 Likes, 4 Retweets

19) "Ever heard of those CliffsNotes thingies? Wanna know who wrote those? Cliff Clavin. Norm was his editor."
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27 Likes, 4 Retweets

20) "Awards are often symbols for suckitude. This makes Meryl Streep & her 157 awards the bigliest suckitude of all!"
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22 Likes, 4 Retweets

21) "There was a little bit of this, a little bit of that, big league bits of the other, & that's how Hitler died, folks."
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21 Likes, 4 Retweets

22) "This is recent history, but John Lewis proved that the only racists are black people. Fact!"
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16 Likes, 8 Retweets

23) "Santa Claus was the biggest socialist ever! I call his main deer guy Marx the red-nosed reindeer. Cute, isn't it?"
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14 Likes, 4 Retweets

23) "All respected musical historians think Springsteen sucks, as does his cover band, but their cover band might be okay."
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18 Likes, 0 Retweets

25) "That i-before-e-except-after-c rule was invented by this weird foreign guy, and is true, 100% true, believe me!"
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13 Likes, 4 Retweets

26) "Racism never existed. It was just some insider term track stars used during the Olympics one time."
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12 Likes, 4 Retweets

27) "So a drunk Columbus fooled many calling the first people here Indians. It's like me telling people I'm smart."
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10 Likes, 2 Retweets

27) "'The Apprentice' is what started making television great again, believe me!"
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10 Likes, 2 Retweets

29) "Way back in the day we learned that when a guy does his thing & a girl does her thing, that's how babies are made."
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8 Likes, 1 Retweet

Totals: 2,246 Likes, 709 Retweets (Averages of 77.4 Likes, 24.4 Retweets)

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