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#ThankYouTrump

I had some fun with the trending hashtag #ThankYouTrump on Twitter over the past day or so. Here are my posts, ordered from the most popular to the least popular (all my tweets can be seen here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):

1) "#ThankYouTrump for showing us less loyalty than you've shown your three wives." - Facts
1,981 Likes, 568 Retweets

2) "#ThankYouTrump for taking all the credit for the Dow Jones hitting 20,000 when I moved it from 6,000 to 19,000+." - Barack Obama
1,595 Likes, 813 Retweets

3) "#ThankYouTrump for sounding so stupid, I come across like that Alfred Einstein guy." - George W. Bush
498 Likes, 149 Retweets

4) "#ThankYouTrump for being so deplorable, you make me look like Mr. Nice Guy." - Satan
163 Likes, 57 Retweets

5) "#ThankYouTrump for the thing, you know, that thing I can't really talk about." - James Comey
125 Likes, 47 Retweets

6) "#ThankYouTrump for making our kids think it's alright to ask for $1 million allowances." - Parents everywhere
116 Likes, 29 Retweets

7) "#ThankYouTrump for, in comparison to you, making me come across as warm, friendly, and attractive." - The Grinch
75 Likes, 12 Retweets

8) "#ThankYouTrump for bringing our vision to life." - Creators of the film "Idiocracy"
53 Likes, 15 Retweets

9) "#ThankYouTrump for the flowers, chocolates, teddy bear, & Valentine's Day card." - Vladimir Putin
47 Likes, 14 Retweets

10) "#ThankYouTrump for forcing us to work 24/7." - Fact-checkers
46 Likes, 13 Retweets

11) "#ThankYouTrump for inspiring us to write the new song, 'You Give Suck a Bad Name'." - Bon Jovi
45 Likes, 13 Retweets

11) "#ThankYouTrump for helping us appear a little less crazy." - The rest of the GOP
46 Likes, 12 Retweets

13) "#ThankYouTrump for trying to turn me upside down all day every day." - Reality
45 Likes, 6 Retweets

14) "#ThankYouTrump for always doing our work for us." - Comedians
39 Likes, 11 Retweets

15) "#ThankYouTrump for giving us reason to build a wall." - Canada and Mexico
34 Likes, 10 Retweets

16) "#ThankYouTrump for your words, which are the best words." - Haters of the English language
33 Likes, 8 Retweets

17) "#ThankYouTrump for making my nose appear small." - Pinocchio
33 Likes, 7 Retweets

17) "#ThankYouTrump for making me come across as somewhat normal." - Anthony Weiner
33 Likes, 7 Retweets

19) "#ThankYouTrump for getting out of the way so I can make 'The Apprentice' great again." - Arnold Schwarzenegger
27 Likes, 10 Retweets

19) "#ThankYouTrump for guaranteeing one of our kind will never get elected again." - An Oompa Loompa
30 Likes, 7 Retweets

21) "#ThankYouTrump for overtaking us as the biggest sign of the apocalypse." - The Chicago Cubs
25 Likes, 9 Retweets

22) "#ThankYouTrump for, losing by 3 million votes, disproving our tagline that 6 is always greater than 1." - Flonase commercials
26 Likes, 7 Retweets

23) "#ThankYouTrump for giving us hope that every day can be Opposite Day." - Antonyms
26 Likes, 6 Retweets

24) "#ThankYouTrump for being the best, bigliest handsome and like smartest guy ever, big league." - Donald Trump
29 Likes, 1 Retweet

25) "#ThankYouTrump for inspiring me to add more Commandments which you'll bigly break." - God
22 Likes, 4 Retweets

26) "#ThankYouTrump for filling the swamp just how I like it." - Shrek
24 Likes, 1 Retweet

27) "#ThankYouTrump for confirming my debunked chain emails." - Tinfoil hat man
16 Likes, 5 Retweets

27) "#ThankYouTrump for playing me a couple times in middle school to prepare you to make military decisions." - The game Risk
17 Likes, 4 Retweets

29) "#ThankYouTrump for providing us an easy out, if we're wrong, with alternative facts." - Slacker students
15 Likes, 5 Retweets

30) "#ThankYouTrump for your honesty, loyalty, dignity, and integrity." - Mistresses
15 Likes, 4 Retweets

31) "#ThankYouTrump for allowing the rest of the world to feel what I feel." - Debbie Downer
16 Likes, 1 Retweet

32) "#ThankYouTrump for making it sound like we stink more than we actually do." - Locker rooms
13 Likes, 0 Retweets

33) "#ThankYouTrump for teaching us a slew of new moves." - Professional dodgeball players
7 Likes, 1 Retweet

33) "#ThankYouTrump for making every time out an adventure." - Teleprompters
8 Likes, 0 Retweets

35) "#ThankYouTrump for ignoring me more than you ignore the how-to-fix-your-tie DVD you got last Christmas." - Mother Nature
6 Likes, 1 Retweet

Totals: 5,329 Likes, 1,857 Retweets (Averages of 152.3 Likes, 53.1 Retweets)
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