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#ThingsTrumpThinksAreOverrated

I had some fun with the trending hashtag #ThingsTrumpThinksAreOverrated on Twitter yesterday. Here are my posts, ordered from the most popular to the least popular (all my tweets can be seen here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):

1) "'Brokeback Mountain.' It would have been so much better if me and Vlady were the leads!"
#ThingsTrumpThinksAreOverrated
150 likes, 34 Retweets

2) "Facts. My opinions are better than your facts, believe me, and that's a fact!"
#ThingsTrumpThinksAreOverrated
107 Likes, 38 Retweets

3) "McCain. He got captured! I wouldn't have been captured if it wasn't for the bone spurs I had somewhere!"
#ThingsTrumpThinksAreOverrated
112 Likes, 27 Retweets

4) "Numbers. So what if HRC got 3 mill. more votes than me? 3 mill. is nothin'! My dad gave me $40 mill.!"
#ThingsTrumpThinksAreOverrated
84 Likes, 26 Retweets

5) "SNL. If it's so great, why isn't it called 'Monday Through Sunday Night Live'? One day? Really? Sad!"
#ThingsTrumpThinksAreOverrated
69 Likes, 16 Retweets

6) "Dictionaries. Who needs these things? I already know words; I have the best words, believe me!"
#ThingsDonaldTrumpThinksAreOverrated
57 Likes, 15 Retweets

7) "Michael Jackson. His moonwalking was unpatriotic! Only that Lance Armstrong dude walked on the moon, okay?"
#ThingsTrumpThinksAreOverrated
53 Likes, 13 Retweets

8) "Intel briefings. I mean, if it's gonna be brief, it can't be much intel. I'm a boxers kinda guy anyway."
#ThingsTrumpThinksAreOverrated
30 Likes, 20 Retweets

9) "Geography. So what if I can't pronounce Tanzania? I still say that Belgium is a beautiful city, though."
#ThingsTrumpThinksAreOverrated
35 Likes, 9 Retweets

10) "Women over the age of 35. No offense, but you can only be a 9 when you reach 35, believe me!"
#ThingsTrumpThinksAreOverrated
31 Likes, 11 Retweets

10) "Political correctness, like bigly. Oh, note to self, boycott: Starbucks, 'Hamilton,' Meryl Streep, etc."
#ThingsTrumpThinksAreOverrated
35 Likes, 7 Retweets

12) "Chivalry. What I do is grab a women by the pussy while opening a door for her."
#ThingsTrumpThinksAreOverrated
31 Likes, 10 Retweets

"Books. I'd rather lead than read. Reading is for smart people, and I ain't no reader!"
#ThingsTrumpThinksAreOverrated
31 Likes, 10 Retweets

13) "Shakespeare. 2B or not 2B? No, it's B3! Bingo!"
#ThingsTrumpThinksAreOverrated
27 Likes, 3 Retweets

14) "Thinking before retweeting. Whether the guy's name is GodHatesBroads or ISleepInAWhiteHood, just do it!"
#ThingsTrumpThinksAreOverrated
23 Likes, 3 Retweets

15) "Silence. Silence isn't golden! It's bronze, tops! Tweeting sexist, racist sh*t? Now that's golden, people!"
#ThingsTrumpThinksAreOverrated
19 Likes, 3 Retweets

16) "The show '24.' It took those guys 24 hrs to do that stuff? It'd take me 24 seconds to do whatever they did!"
#ThingsTrumpThingsAreOverrated
16 Likes, 5 Retweets

17) "Music. Any band that won't play at my inauguration sucks! Ted Nugent & Kid Rock are like the best ever!"
#ThingsTrumpThinksAreOverrated
17 Likes, 3 Retweets

18) "Fidelity. There are so many better banks than that! Castro sucked too!"
#ThingsTrumpThinksAreOverrated
12 Likes, 1 Retweet

19) "Sober Drs. If you ask your Dr., 'What's up, doc?' & he doesn't say, 'Uh, like, do I know you?' be afraid!"
#ThingsTrumpThinksAreOverrated
6 Likes, 5 Retweets

19) "Kindness. You can't spell 'Killers need bigly amounts of sympathy' without 'kind,' right? For real."
#ThingsTrumpThinksAreOverrated
9 Likes, 2 Retweets

19) "Dove Men commercials. No, you fake bake/use prom lotions til you feel comfortable in your orange skin!"
#ThingsTrumpThinksAreOverrated
10 Likes, 1 Retweet

Totals: 964 Likes, 262 Retweets  (Averages of 45.9 Likes, 12.5 Retweets)
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