#ThingsTrumpThinksAreOverrated

I had some fun with the trending hashtag #ThingsTrumpThinksAreOverrated on Twitter yesterday. Here are my posts, ordered from the most popular to the least popular (all my tweets can be seen here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):

1) "'Brokeback Mountain.' It would have been so much better if me and Vlady were the leads!"
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150 likes, 34 Retweets

2) "Facts. My opinions are better than your facts, believe me, and that's a fact!"
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107 Likes, 38 Retweets

3) "McCain. He got captured! I wouldn't have been captured if it wasn't for the bone spurs I had somewhere!"
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112 Likes, 27 Retweets

4) "Numbers. So what if HRC got 3 mill. more votes than me? 3 mill. is nothin'! My dad gave me $40 mill.!"
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84 Likes, 26 Retweets

5) "SNL. If it's so great, why isn't it called 'Monday Through Sunday Night Live'? One day? Really? Sad!"
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69 Likes, 16 Retweets

6) "Dictionaries. Who needs these things? I already know words; I have the best words, believe me!"
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57 Likes, 15 Retweets

7) "Michael Jackson. His moonwalking was unpatriotic! Only that Lance Armstrong dude walked on the moon, okay?"
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53 Likes, 13 Retweets

8) "Intel briefings. I mean, if it's gonna be brief, it can't be much intel. I'm a boxers kinda guy anyway."
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30 Likes, 20 Retweets

9) "Geography. So what if I can't pronounce Tanzania? I still say that Belgium is a beautiful city, though."
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35 Likes, 9 Retweets

10) "Women over the age of 35. No offense, but you can only be a 9 when you reach 35, believe me!"
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31 Likes, 11 Retweets

10) "Political correctness, like bigly. Oh, note to self, boycott: Starbucks, 'Hamilton,' Meryl Streep, etc."
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35 Likes, 7 Retweets

12) "Chivalry. What I do is grab a women by the pussy while opening a door for her."
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31 Likes, 10 Retweets

"Books. I'd rather lead than read. Reading is for smart people, and I ain't no reader!"
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31 Likes, 10 Retweets

13) "Shakespeare. 2B or not 2B? No, it's B3! Bingo!"
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27 Likes, 3 Retweets

14) "Thinking before retweeting. Whether the guy's name is GodHatesBroads or ISleepInAWhiteHood, just do it!"
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23 Likes, 3 Retweets

15) "Silence. Silence isn't golden! It's bronze, tops! Tweeting sexist, racist sh*t? Now that's golden, people!"
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19 Likes, 3 Retweets

16) "The show '24.' It took those guys 24 hrs to do that stuff? It'd take me 24 seconds to do whatever they did!"
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16 Likes, 5 Retweets

17) "Music. Any band that won't play at my inauguration sucks! Ted Nugent & Kid Rock are like the best ever!"
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17 Likes, 3 Retweets

18) "Fidelity. There are so many better banks than that! Castro sucked too!"
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12 Likes, 1 Retweet

19) "Sober Drs. If you ask your Dr., 'What's up, doc?' & he doesn't say, 'Uh, like, do I know you?' be afraid!"
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6 Likes, 5 Retweets

19) "Kindness. You can't spell 'Killers need bigly amounts of sympathy' without 'kind,' right? For real."
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9 Likes, 2 Retweets

19) "Dove Men commercials. No, you fake bake/use prom lotions til you feel comfortable in your orange skin!"
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10 Likes, 1 Retweet

Totals: 964 Likes, 262 Retweets (Averages of 45.9 Likes, 12.5 Retweets)

Boycotting jukeboxes because of TouchTunes

I love music and enjoy hitting the bar(s) over the weekend, so naturally, when the mood strikes me, I've never been coy about playing some songs on the jukebox. This past Thursday, a friend of mine turned 50, so several friends of her's, including myself, all met up to celebrate the occasion. At around 9:30, a friend of mine and I both chipped in $5 to play some songs on the jukebox. Four hours and 231 skips later, we gave up on hearing the songs we had selected, and went home knowing we had just wasted $5. This wasn't the first time such a thing had happened to me (and many others), and due to that, I'll be boycotting jukeboxes. Why? The scam known as TouchTunes. You see, here's how the plot typically breaks down. A person (or group of people) downloads the TouchTunes app on his/her phone, consumes one too many adult beverages, and due to this, has less care for spending extra money to hear the songs of their choosing right NOW. That's the thing with TouchTun

The difference between "looking" and "checking out"

I may be way off with these numbers, but it's my approximation that at least 75% of individuals whom are involved in a serious relationship feel it's perfectly acceptable to "check out" members of the opposite sex they're not involved with. Meanwhile, approximately 25% either don't feel this is acceptable or aren't sure about the matter. I hadn't thought about this matter for a while, but since I've been dating a woman for about 8 months, the topic has been pondered about some. When reading or hearing others discuss this very issue, I often times hear comments similar to the following: "It's human nature to look." "There's nothing wrong with checking others out. I'm sure he/she does it too!" "It's fine to do it. Just don't tell your boyfriend/girlfriend about it or do it in front of them!" "It's natural to find people attractive." When observing the array of comments, I i

The verdict is in. To no one's surprise, Jonathan Hoenig has been found guilty of being an idiot.

Just recently, when discussing the Michael Brown shooting and whether or not race had anything to do with it, Fox News contributor Jonathan Hoenig said, "You know who talks about race? Racists." One moment while I provide Mr. Hoenig with the well deserved slow-clap. :: slow-claps for two seconds :: So, that was quite the line by Mr. Hoenig, wasn't it? "You know who talks about race? Racists." Well, wasn't he just talking about race? So, by his own words, I guess that makes him a racist. Also, if he wants to be consistent, does this mean that people whom talk about gender are sexists and people whom talk about sexual orientation are homophobes? With that line of thinking, Hoenig would engage in the following back-and-forths: Hoenig: "So, who are you voting for?" A woman: "The Democratic candidate, because he's been adamant about his support for equal rights for women." Hoenig: "You sexist feminist nazi!"

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