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#InObamasLetterToTrump

I had some fun with the trending hashtag #InObamasLetterToTrump on Twitter yesterday. Here are my posts, ordered from the most popular to the least popular (all my tweets can be seen here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):

1) "If you spend your presidency providing the country messages in less than 140 characters, you have no character."
#InObamasLetterToTrump
539 Likes, 199 Retweets

2) "In your first speech as 'precedent,' to improve your image, say, 'I no longer want to bang my daughter.'"
#InObamasLetterToTrump
384 Likes, 89 Retweets

3) "Like you did with me, I'm gonna spend your entire 1st term telling the world you may not have been born here."
#InObamasLetterToTrump
274 Likes, 66 Retweets

4) "I have a dream that one day you'll stop being such a stupid, angry, deceitful ass-clown...with all due respect."
#InObamasLetterToTrump
211 Likes, 50 Retweets

5) "Every time someone in your family plagiarizes me or Michelle, you have to publicly quote Meryl Streep."
#InObamasLetterToTrump
147 Likes, 36 Retweets

6) "Say no to golden showers, especially if they're made in 'Jina'."
#InObamasLetterToTrump
113 Likes, 19 Retweets

7) "If you see a tweet posted by someone with the username ImNotRacistButHateTheBlacks, don't retweet them."
#InObamasLetterToTrump
51 Likes, 11 Retweets

8) "Any time you say 'bigly'/'big league,' you must combine the 2 to 'bigly big league' & donate money to schools."
#InObamasLetterToTrump
25 Likes, 2 Retweets

9) "Just be yourself... Damn, I so couldn't keep a straight while saying that. There goes $50 down the drain."
#InObamasLetterToTrump
10 Likes, 4 Retweets

9) "Recall the 'Turner & Hooch' scene: 'This is not your room'? Have someone do that w/you: 'This is not real news'"
#InObamasLetterToTrump
10 Likes, 4 Retweets

Totals: 1,764 Likes, 480 Retweets (Averages of 176.4 Likes, 48.0 Retweets)
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