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#MakeAmericaSickAgain, #GOPSongsAboutEthics, #CharlesManson, and #UnexpectedTurnOns

Over the past week, I've had some fun on Twitter with the following trending hashtags: #MakeAmericaSickAgain, #GOPSongsAboutEthics, #CharlesManson, and #UnexpectedTurnOns. Here are my posts, ordered from the most popular to the least popular (all my tweets can be read here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):

1) Taking away 20 million's healthcare w/no back-up is like taking their life-savings & giving them Monopoly money.
#MakeAmericaSickAgain
393 Likes, 247 Retweets

2) #CharlesManson is trending. This can mean only one thing - Donald Trump has selected him as Secretary of Health and Human Services.
346 Likes, 129 Retweets

3) Don't Stop Deceivin'
#GOPSongsAboutEthics
214 Likes, 83 Retweets

4) To speak more intelligently than this guy. Wait, that's just about everybody. I guess I'm easy.
#UnexpectedTurnOns
106 Likes, 31 Retweets

5) Before babies are born
GOP:"Protect them at all costs!"

After babies are born
GOP:"You're on your own, ya bastards!"
#MakeAmericaSickAgain
77 Likes, 51 Retweets

6) GOPer: "I quit my job!"
Wife: "Have a plan B?"
GOPer: "Nope! Probably won't after 8 years either!"
Wife: "WTF?!?"
#MakeAmericaSickAgain
59 Likes, 41 Retweets

7) Another Prick For A Wall
#GOPSongsAboutEthics
68 Likes, 15 Retweets

8) Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap (no changes needed)
#GOPSongsAboutEthics
60 Likes, 16 Retweets

9) DT:"We'll make America great again by taking away 20 mill.'s healthcare & making it sicker. Sick = great, believe me."
#MakeAmericaSickAgain
44 Likes, 28 Retweets

10) I Would Do Anything For Hate (And I Will Do That)
#GOPSongsAboutEthics
44 Likes, 18 Retweets

11) I Will Always Love You (dedicated to Vladimir Putin)
#GOPSongsAboutEthics
38 Likes, 5 Retweets

12) Dudes (Scared of the Ladies)
#GOPSongsAboutEthics
25 Likes, 10 Retweets

13) I Still Don't Know What I'm Talking About
#GOPSongsAboutEthics
28 Likes, 3 Retweets

14) Russia the Beautiful
#GOPSongsAboutEthics
24 Likes, 6 Retweets

15) Last Dance With Common Sense (written several years ago)
#GOPSongsAboutEthics
11 Likes, 4 Retweets

Totals: 1,537 Likes, 687 Retweets (Averages of 102.5 Likes, 45.8 Retweets)

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