I had some fun with the trending hashtag #TrumpHemingway on Twitter yesterday. Here are my posts, ordered from the most popular to the least popular (all my tweets can be viewed here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):
1) "'How did you go bankrupt?' At least six ways: Bigly, biglier, bigliest, and whatever. That's six, right?"
#TrumpHemingway
98 Likes, 37 Retweets
2) "Always talk drunk when you're bigly sober, because bajillions of idiots will then think you're telling it like it is."
#TrumpHemingway
52 Likes, 15 Retweets
3) "All my life I've looked at words, the best words, like it was my 1st time. W/bigly words, chances are it was my 1st time."
#TrumpHemingway
43 Likes, 12 Retweets
4) "All good books have one thing in common - I didn't read or write them."
#TrumpHemingway
45 Likes, 9 Retweets
5) "Cowards die a thousand deaths, but the brave only die once. So, yeah, I've died, like 3 gazillion times, totally."
#TrumpHemingway
45 Likes, 5 Retweets
6) "I'm not unfaithful, darling. I've plenty of mistresses but I'm very faithful to each and every one of them."
#TrumpHemingway
35 Likes, 10 Retweets
7) "A stupid man, we'll call him Drumpfy, is sometimes forced to be sober to have half the IQ of drunk folks, believe me."
#TrumpHemingway
32 Likes, 9 Retweets
7) "The only kind of writing is retweeting."
#TrumpHemingway
33 Likes, 8 Retweets
9) "There is nothing to writing. All you do is sit at a thingy and tweet sh*t, you know? For real!"
#TrumpHemingway
28 Likes, 8 Retweets
10) "The hard part about writing a novel is understanding what 'novel' means."
#TrumpHemingway
26 Likes, 3 Retweets
11) "Courage is grace retweeting white supremacists under pressure."
#TrumpHemingway
24 Likes, 4 Retweets
12) "I never had to choose a foreign wife-my foreign wives chose me. Actually, that's not true. This is off the record, right?"
#TrumpHemingway
21 Likes, 5 Retweets
13) "Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know. Yes, I'm the happiest person, like, ever."
#TrumpHemingway
16 Likes, 7 Retweets
13) "All you have to do is write 1 true sentence. Write the truest sentence you know. My sentence is, uh, I'll get back to you."
#TrumpHemingway
17 Likes, 6 Retweets
15) "I like to listen. I have learned a great deal from listening...to myself. Most people never listen to me. Sad!"
#TrumpHemingway
14 Likes, 4 Retweets
15) "Isn't it pretty to not think at all?"
#TrumpHemingway
15 Likes, 3 Retweets
17) "What is moral is what you feel good after and immoral is what you feel bad after. Cheating on wives is then greatly moral."
#TrumpHemingway
12 Likes, 4 Retweets
17) "There is no friend as loyal as a book, if that book was named Putin, that is."
#TrumpHemingway
13 Likes, 3 Retweets
19) "All thinking men are people I don't think I personally know."
#TrumpHemingway
12 Likes, 3 Retweets
20) "The best way to find out if you can trust somebody is to talk about grabbing women by the pussy & see if you get grabbed."
#TrumpHemingway
12 Likes, 1 Retweet
21) "A writer should write what he has to say and not speak it, especially if it's 140 characters or less."
#TrumpHemingway
7 Likes, 1 Retweet
22) "I wish I had died before I ever loved anyone but her, and maybe her, ooh, and definitely her, her, her, and her as well."
#TrumpHemingway
6 Likes, 1 Retweet
23) "All things truly wicked start from innocence. It's true. It's true. I'm a prime example, folks."
#TrumpHemingway
3 Likes, 2 Retweets
23) "I'm with you. No matter what else you have in your head I'm with you and I love you. I tell myself that every morning."
#TrumpHemingway
4 Likes, 1 Retweet
25) "Never go on trips with anyone you do not love. This is why I always travel solo, people."
#TrumpHemingway
3 Likes, 0 Retweets
Totals: 616 Likes, 161 Retweets (Averages of 24.6 Likes, 6.4 Retweets)
1) "'How did you go bankrupt?' At least six ways: Bigly, biglier, bigliest, and whatever. That's six, right?"
#TrumpHemingway
98 Likes, 37 Retweets
2) "Always talk drunk when you're bigly sober, because bajillions of idiots will then think you're telling it like it is."
#TrumpHemingway
52 Likes, 15 Retweets
3) "All my life I've looked at words, the best words, like it was my 1st time. W/bigly words, chances are it was my 1st time."
#TrumpHemingway
43 Likes, 12 Retweets
4) "All good books have one thing in common - I didn't read or write them."
#TrumpHemingway
45 Likes, 9 Retweets
5) "Cowards die a thousand deaths, but the brave only die once. So, yeah, I've died, like 3 gazillion times, totally."
#TrumpHemingway
45 Likes, 5 Retweets
6) "I'm not unfaithful, darling. I've plenty of mistresses but I'm very faithful to each and every one of them."
#TrumpHemingway
35 Likes, 10 Retweets
7) "A stupid man, we'll call him Drumpfy, is sometimes forced to be sober to have half the IQ of drunk folks, believe me."
#TrumpHemingway
32 Likes, 9 Retweets
7) "The only kind of writing is retweeting."
#TrumpHemingway
33 Likes, 8 Retweets
9) "There is nothing to writing. All you do is sit at a thingy and tweet sh*t, you know? For real!"
#TrumpHemingway
28 Likes, 8 Retweets
10) "The hard part about writing a novel is understanding what 'novel' means."
#TrumpHemingway
26 Likes, 3 Retweets
11) "Courage is grace retweeting white supremacists under pressure."
#TrumpHemingway
24 Likes, 4 Retweets
12) "I never had to choose a foreign wife-my foreign wives chose me. Actually, that's not true. This is off the record, right?"
#TrumpHemingway
21 Likes, 5 Retweets
13) "Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know. Yes, I'm the happiest person, like, ever."
#TrumpHemingway
16 Likes, 7 Retweets
13) "All you have to do is write 1 true sentence. Write the truest sentence you know. My sentence is, uh, I'll get back to you."
#TrumpHemingway
17 Likes, 6 Retweets
15) "I like to listen. I have learned a great deal from listening...to myself. Most people never listen to me. Sad!"
#TrumpHemingway
14 Likes, 4 Retweets
15) "Isn't it pretty to not think at all?"
#TrumpHemingway
15 Likes, 3 Retweets
17) "What is moral is what you feel good after and immoral is what you feel bad after. Cheating on wives is then greatly moral."
#TrumpHemingway
12 Likes, 4 Retweets
17) "There is no friend as loyal as a book, if that book was named Putin, that is."
#TrumpHemingway
13 Likes, 3 Retweets
19) "All thinking men are people I don't think I personally know."
#TrumpHemingway
12 Likes, 3 Retweets
20) "The best way to find out if you can trust somebody is to talk about grabbing women by the pussy & see if you get grabbed."
#TrumpHemingway
12 Likes, 1 Retweet
21) "A writer should write what he has to say and not speak it, especially if it's 140 characters or less."
#TrumpHemingway
7 Likes, 1 Retweet
22) "I wish I had died before I ever loved anyone but her, and maybe her, ooh, and definitely her, her, her, and her as well."
#TrumpHemingway
6 Likes, 1 Retweet
23) "All things truly wicked start from innocence. It's true. It's true. I'm a prime example, folks."
#TrumpHemingway
3 Likes, 2 Retweets
23) "I'm with you. No matter what else you have in your head I'm with you and I love you. I tell myself that every morning."
#TrumpHemingway
4 Likes, 1 Retweet
25) "Never go on trips with anyone you do not love. This is why I always travel solo, people."
#TrumpHemingway
3 Likes, 0 Retweets
Totals: 616 Likes, 161 Retweets (Averages of 24.6 Likes, 6.4 Retweets)
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