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Donald Trump's rigged IQ test

So Donald Trump has challenged Secretary of State Rex Tillerson to a battle of wits courtesy of an IQ test. Knowing how much more intelligent Tillerson is than Trump, if the two were to engage in such a competition, I have a hunch The Donald would have his test rigged. Here's what I predict it would look like:

 Trump's rigged IQ test
1) What's your name? Any nickname or abbreviation will do.

2) True or False, New York City is a city in New York?

3) What do cars do? A) Fly, B) Skip, C) Drive or D) Gallop?

4) 2 - 2 = _? (0 or zero will suffice)

5) What's your favorite word, real or made up?

6) Does the term "Nazi" refer to members of a fascist party or is it what blind people often say?

7) Yes or no, does E = MC Hammer?

8) What's synonymous with the word moron, idiot or clarinet?

9) In basketball, a 3-point shot is worth how many points?

10) If octa- means 8, how many sides does an octagon have?
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