I had some fun with the trending hashtag #NationalPoetryDay on Twitter the other day. Here are my posts, ordered from the most popular to the least popular (all my tweets can be viewed here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):
1) Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
When people don't vote,
This happens to you.
#NationalPoetryDay
1,373 Likes, 619 Retweets
2) I would bigly like them
Here or there
I would bigly like them
Anywhere
I do bigly like
Mean cons and scams,
I do bigly like them,
Drumpf I am.
#NationalPoetryDay
136 Likes, 39 Retweets
3) Baa, baa, Trump sheep,
Have you any fools?
Yes, sir, yes, sir,
Several states full.
#NationalPoetryDay
86 Likes, 24 Retweets
4) Don and Jr. went up the hill,
To fetch a pail of Kool-Aid,
Don fell down and broke his crown,
And blamed it on Obama.
#NationalPoetryDay
74 Likes, 23 Retweets
5) Hickory, dickory, dock,
The man has the mind of a sock,
The sock was offended,
At the White House it protested,
Hickory, dickory, dock.
#NationalPoetryDay
47 Likes, 9 Retweets
6) Trumpty Dumpty built an invisible wall,
Trumpty Dumpty could see it all.
All of Trumpty's enemies, AKA all of the Mexicans,
Walked through Trumpty's wall again and again.
#NationalPoetryDay
39 Likes, 7 Retweets
7) Little hands Trump sat on his rump,
Eating his extinct steaks,
Along came a fact who tapped on his back,
And made little hands Trump freak!
#NationalPoetryDay
25 Likes, 5 Retweets
8) Old Mother Hubbard,
Went to her cupboard,
To fetch Donny's tax returns.
When she got there,
Donny was there,
And said, "Burn, baby, burn!"
#NationalPoetryDay
10 Likes, 1 Retweet
Totals: 1,790 Likes, 727 Retweets (Averages of 223.8 Likes, 90.9 Retweets)
1) Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
When people don't vote,
This happens to you.
#NationalPoetryDay
1,373 Likes, 619 Retweets
2) I would bigly like them
Here or there
I would bigly like them
Anywhere
I do bigly like
Mean cons and scams,
I do bigly like them,
Drumpf I am.
#NationalPoetryDay
136 Likes, 39 Retweets
3) Baa, baa, Trump sheep,
Have you any fools?
Yes, sir, yes, sir,
Several states full.
#NationalPoetryDay
86 Likes, 24 Retweets
4) Don and Jr. went up the hill,
To fetch a pail of Kool-Aid,
Don fell down and broke his crown,
And blamed it on Obama.
#NationalPoetryDay
74 Likes, 23 Retweets
5) Hickory, dickory, dock,
The man has the mind of a sock,
The sock was offended,
At the White House it protested,
Hickory, dickory, dock.
#NationalPoetryDay
47 Likes, 9 Retweets
6) Trumpty Dumpty built an invisible wall,
Trumpty Dumpty could see it all.
All of Trumpty's enemies, AKA all of the Mexicans,
Walked through Trumpty's wall again and again.
#NationalPoetryDay
39 Likes, 7 Retweets
7) Little hands Trump sat on his rump,
Eating his extinct steaks,
Along came a fact who tapped on his back,
And made little hands Trump freak!
#NationalPoetryDay
25 Likes, 5 Retweets
8) Old Mother Hubbard,
Went to her cupboard,
To fetch Donny's tax returns.
When she got there,
Donny was there,
And said, "Burn, baby, burn!"
#NationalPoetryDay
10 Likes, 1 Retweet
Totals: 1,790 Likes, 727 Retweets (Averages of 223.8 Likes, 90.9 Retweets)
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