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#MuellerMonday

I had some fun with the trending hashtag #MuellerMonday on Twitter yesterday. Here are my posts, ordered from the most popular to the least popular (all my tweets can be seen here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):

1) CNN: "Manafort, Gates, Papadopoulos!"
MSNBC: "Manafort, Gates, Papadopoulos!"
Fox News: "Duck, duck, goose!"
#MuellerMonday
332 Likes, 93 Retweets

2) GOP: A party that champions personal responsibility until they're the ones having to be personally responsible.
#MuellerMonday
202 Likes, 70 Retweets

3) Trump: "All this Russian colluding by my guys shows is that Crooked Hillary won the popular vote with illegals, b/c logic."
#MuellerMonday
50 Likes, 65 Retweets

3) Huck Sanders later today: "I'm unaware of any Manafort, Gates, or Snuffleupagus."
#MuellerMonday
94 Likes, 21 Retweets

5) Trump: "All this alleged collusion is just locker-room talk. In locker rooms, men talk about getting away with sexally assaulting women & stripping democracy from this great nation. That's just common sense."
#MuellerMonday
77 Likes, 36 Retweets

6) Trump: "I know people; I hire the best people."
Mueller: "What about Manafort, Gates, and Papadopoulos?"
Trump: "I know people; I hire the best people."
#MuellerMonday
68 Likes, 27 Retweets

7) Manafort's lawyer: "I've never lied. Having said that, I've got seven words for all of you: This is ridiculous!"
#MuellerMonday
53 Likes, 15 Retweets

8) Trump: "I know more about lying than my advisors do, believe me!"
#MuellerMonday
43 Likes, 8 Retweets

9) #SarahSanders: "I'm going to be handing you a lot of this today, more so than usual, which is saying something." (picture of an animated bull sh*tting)
#MuellerMonday
35 Likes, 11 Retweets

10) What do Trump's Manafort, Gates, and Papadopoulos have in common?
Mueller: "They spread fake news!"
#MuellerMonday
34 Likes, 4 Retweets

11) Trump: "I extreme vet everyone: Refugees, foreign wives, obviously my advisors, everyone!"
#MuellerMonday
32 Likes, 5 Retweets

12) At some point in the future
Reporter: "What's soon to be former President Trump's reaction to being sentenced to a bigly long jail term?"
Huck Sanders: "Look, this has absolutely nothing to do with Trump himself or his campaign. Next..."
#MuellerMonday
21 Likes, 13 Retweets

13) Katrina (under Bush)
RWNJs: "This has everything to do w/Obama!"

Trump advisors indicted
"This has nothing to do w/Trump!"
#MuellerMonday
19 Likes, 7 Retweets

14) Trump: "Today's indictments prove this has been a witch-hunt all along. I've seen Paulie's (Manafort) broom."
#MuellerMonday
18 Likes, 5 Retweets

15) Trump: "Papadopoulos, Stephanopoulos. Poh-tay-toe, poh-tah-toe."
#MuellerMonday
18 Likes, 2 Retweets

15) Trump: "You see? I told you I'd put Crooked Hillary in jail!"
#MuellerMonday #Manafort #Papadopoulos
19 Likes, 1 Retweet

Totals: 1,109 Likes, 383 Retweets (Averages of  69.3 Likes, 23.9 Retweets)
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