I had some fun with the trending hashtag #SignsYoureABadPresident on Twitter the other day. Here are my posts, ordered from the most popular to the least popular (all my tweets can be seen here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):
1) You think kneeling during the National Anthem in protest of oppression is unpatriotic, but that crapping on the Constitution is perfectly acceptable.
#SignsYoureABadPresident
569 Likes, 182 Retweets
2) You're more worried about NFL players kneeling than opioids, gun violence, hurricanes, and healthcare.
#SignsYoureABadPresident
258 Likes, 82 Retweets
3) Your non-native-English-speaking wife speaks better English than you.
#SignsYoureABadPresident
258 Likes, 71 Retweets
4) People can't tell whether you're saying "bigly" or "big league." Oh, and one of your most commonly used words is bigly/big league.
#SignsYoureABadPresident
262 Likes, 46 Retweets
5) You have more bankruptcies than most of your supporters have teeth.
#SignsYoureABadPresident
207 Likes, 58 Retweets
6) When reading a headline about you, 75% of the population asks themselves, "Wait, is this The Onion?"
#SignsYoureABadPresident
198 Likes, 62 Retweets
7) When wanting to install a fence around your yard, you seriously believe your next-door neighbor will pay for it.
#SignsYoureABadPresident
156 Likes, 33 Retweets
8) When asked about you, even a dead Richard Nixon is saying, "That dude is corrupt!"
#SignsYoureABadPresident
146 Likes, 37 Retweets
9) Even when the decision has nothing to do with jewelry, you go to Jared.
#SignsYoureABadPresident
131 Likes, 40 Retweets
10) You tweet more than Tweety Bird.
#SignsYoureABadPresident
121 Likes, 36 Retweets
11) You think that describing sexual assault is "locker-room talk."
#SignsYoureABadPresident
107 Likes, 32 Retweets
11) You supposedly don't drink alcohol, yet speak, write, and tweet like you're more wasted than this guy.
#SignsYoureABadPresident
110 Likes, 29 Retweets
13) When listening to one of your speeches, fact-checkers are forced to research for 48 straight hours post-speech.
#SignsYoureABadPresident
83 Likes, 23 Retweets
14) You have a crush on your daughter.
#SignsYoureABadPresident
89 Likes, 16 Retweets
15) Your soulmate is Vladimir Putin.
#SignsYoureABadPresident
76 Likes, 26 Retweets
15) You feel the need to constantly bring up the size of your hands, brain, and penis.
#SignsYoureABadPresident
79 Likes, 23 Retweets
17) You make George W. Bush sound intelligible.
#SignsYoureABadPresident
82 Likes, 14 Retweets
18) You possess less empathy than a blow-up doll who goes by the name "You Know What You Signed Up For."
#SignsYoureABadPresident
63 Likes, 17 Retweets
19) After you cause a problem, you point out the problem, and then blame your predecessor.
#SignsYoureABadPresident
60 Likes, 18 Retweets
20) You make the film "Idiocracy" appear to be a psychic vision.
#SignsYoureABadPresident
55 Likes, 18 Retweets
21) You believe fake news is real news, real news is fake news, and that there are four satires for every car.
#SignsYoureABadPresident
53 Likes, 12 Retweets
22) Next to your name in the thesaurus is the term "dotard."
#SignsYoureABadPresident
45 Likes, 15 Retweets
23) You classify science and facts as Chinese hoaxes.
#SignsYoureABadPresident
41 Likes, 18 Retweets
24) Even Pinocchio's impressed by your level of dishonesty.
#SignsYoureABadPresident
45 Likes, 12 Retweets
24) You have an equal amount of political and military experience as Big Bird.
#SignsYoureABadPresident
49 Likes, 8 Retweets
26) Tweeting in Mar-a-Lago is your idea of a hard day's work.
#SignsYoureABadPresident
46 Likes, 10 Retweets
26) Satan's saying, "Well, it looks like orange is the new red!"
#SignsYoureABadPresident
47 Likes, 9 Retweets
28) You've been attacked by protesters, the press, and bald eagles.
#SignsYoureABadPresident
49 Likes, 6 Retweets
29) You think an actress who's won 156 awards throughout her career is overrated.
#SignsYoureABadPresident
#MerylStreep
46 Likes, 8 Retweets
30) Your personal ad says, "I like reality TV, long walks on the beach, & watching people piss on each other."
#SignsYoureABadPresident
44 Likes, 9 Retweets
30) You're jealous of Sarah Palin allegedly seeing Russia from her house.
#SignsYoureABadPresident
44 Likes, 9 Retweets
32) You don't know what "proof" means, as you regularly claim to have possession of it, yet never provide it.
#SignsYoureABadPresident
41 Likes, 11 Retweets
32) Your name rhymes with Ronald Chump.
#SignsYoureABadPresident
41 Likes, 11 Retweets
34) You commonly ask Siri for directions to Nambia.
#SignsYoureABadPresident
37 Likes, 8 Retweets
34) When talking about the Holocaust, you blame "many sides."
#SignsYoureABadPresident
#Charlottesville
38 Likes, 7 Retweets
36) You manage to talk about specifics very vaguely.
#SignsYoureABadPresident
35 Likes, 8 Retweets
37) You disinvite guests after they've cancelled.
#SignsYoureABadPresident
36 Likes, 6 Retweets
38) Bone spurs was your Vietnam Achilles' heel.
#SignsYoureABadPresident
34 Likes, 7 Retweets
39) You're unprecedentedly unpresidential.
#SignsYoureABadPresident
#Unpresidented
29 Likes, 9 Retweets
40) Next to the term "projection" in the dictionary is this picture.
#SignsYoureABadPresident
27 Likes, 8 Retweets
41) You think the KKK is full of very fine people, perhaps believing the letters stand for Kinda Kool Kids.
#SignsYoureABadPresident
28 Likes, 7 Retweets
41) You have a smaller vocabulary than an unborn baby.
#SignsYoureABadPresident
30 Likes, 5 Retweets
41) You're most popular with people regularly sporting white hats and robes.
#SignsYoureABadPresident
30 Likes, 5 Retweets
44) Lacking from your vocabulary is the word "responsibility."
#SignsYoureABadPresident
25 Likes, 7 Retweets
44) You challenge a Cabinet member to an IQ test-off and find a way to score in the negative.
#SignsYoureABadPresident
26 Likes, 6 Retweets
46) You claim to know more about numbers than mathematicians, ISIS than generals, and babies than storks.
#SignsYoureABadPresident
25 Likes, 4 Retweets
47) Whenever you saw red on a test while in school, you claimed that your answer was an "alternative fact."
#SignsYoureABadPresident
21 Likes, 6 Retweets
47) Your goal is to make another country great again.
#SignsYoureABadPresident
#Russia
22 Likes, 5 Retweets
47) Due to your constant contradictions, you spend more time debating yourself than anyone else.
#SignsYoureABadPresident
24 Likes, 3 Retweets
50) Symbolic of you regardless of the situation, your press secretary's most oft used phrase is, "I'm unaware..."
#SignsYoureABadPresident
19 Likes, 6 Retweets
51) There's much debate about what dead animal is on your head.
#SignsYoureABadPresident
22 Likes, 2 Retweets
51) Your favorite book in the Bible is Two Corinthians.
#SignsYoureABadPresident
23 Likes, 1 Retweet
53) There's a 2 in 3 chance a speech of yours will come across like an infomercial.
#SignsYoureABadPresident
21 Likes, 2 Retweets
54) Your favorite (only) charity is one called For My Pockets Only.
#SignsYoureABadPresident
17 Likes, 5 Retweets
55) You believe the strongest Cabinet is one which features only Stepford Wives.
#SignsYoureABadPresident
16 Likes, 5 Retweets
56) You think refrigerators and freezers disprove global warming.
#SignsYoureABadPresident
18 Likes, 2 Retweets
57) The reason why you never give "specifics" is because you believe it's just an ocean along the West Coast.
#SignsYoureABadPresident
16 Likes, 2 Retweets
58) You believe conspiracy theories need to be debunked 45 times before questioning their validity.
#SignsYoureABadPresident
14 Likes, 3 Retweets
59) You think compassion is just a fruit, so you refuse to partake in it.
#SignsYoureABadPresident
14 Likes, 2 Retweets
60) You believe truth to be an illegal immigrant and that the only way to keep it out is to build a "big, beautiful" wall.
#SignsYoureABadPresident
7 Likes, 3 Retweets
Totals: 3,355 Likes, 1,135 Retweets (Averages of 55.9 Likes, 18.9 Retweets)
1) You think kneeling during the National Anthem in protest of oppression is unpatriotic, but that crapping on the Constitution is perfectly acceptable.
#SignsYoureABadPresident
569 Likes, 182 Retweets
2) You're more worried about NFL players kneeling than opioids, gun violence, hurricanes, and healthcare.
#SignsYoureABadPresident
258 Likes, 82 Retweets
3) Your non-native-English-speaking wife speaks better English than you.
#SignsYoureABadPresident
258 Likes, 71 Retweets
4) People can't tell whether you're saying "bigly" or "big league." Oh, and one of your most commonly used words is bigly/big league.
#SignsYoureABadPresident
262 Likes, 46 Retweets
5) You have more bankruptcies than most of your supporters have teeth.
#SignsYoureABadPresident
207 Likes, 58 Retweets
6) When reading a headline about you, 75% of the population asks themselves, "Wait, is this The Onion?"
#SignsYoureABadPresident
198 Likes, 62 Retweets
7) When wanting to install a fence around your yard, you seriously believe your next-door neighbor will pay for it.
#SignsYoureABadPresident
156 Likes, 33 Retweets
8) When asked about you, even a dead Richard Nixon is saying, "That dude is corrupt!"
#SignsYoureABadPresident
146 Likes, 37 Retweets
9) Even when the decision has nothing to do with jewelry, you go to Jared.
#SignsYoureABadPresident
131 Likes, 40 Retweets
10) You tweet more than Tweety Bird.
#SignsYoureABadPresident
121 Likes, 36 Retweets
11) You think that describing sexual assault is "locker-room talk."
#SignsYoureABadPresident
107 Likes, 32 Retweets
11) You supposedly don't drink alcohol, yet speak, write, and tweet like you're more wasted than this guy.
#SignsYoureABadPresident
110 Likes, 29 Retweets
13) When listening to one of your speeches, fact-checkers are forced to research for 48 straight hours post-speech.
#SignsYoureABadPresident
83 Likes, 23 Retweets
14) You have a crush on your daughter.
#SignsYoureABadPresident
89 Likes, 16 Retweets
15) Your soulmate is Vladimir Putin.
#SignsYoureABadPresident
76 Likes, 26 Retweets
15) You feel the need to constantly bring up the size of your hands, brain, and penis.
#SignsYoureABadPresident
79 Likes, 23 Retweets
17) You make George W. Bush sound intelligible.
#SignsYoureABadPresident
82 Likes, 14 Retweets
18) You possess less empathy than a blow-up doll who goes by the name "You Know What You Signed Up For."
#SignsYoureABadPresident
63 Likes, 17 Retweets
19) After you cause a problem, you point out the problem, and then blame your predecessor.
#SignsYoureABadPresident
60 Likes, 18 Retweets
20) You make the film "Idiocracy" appear to be a psychic vision.
#SignsYoureABadPresident
55 Likes, 18 Retweets
21) You believe fake news is real news, real news is fake news, and that there are four satires for every car.
#SignsYoureABadPresident
53 Likes, 12 Retweets
22) Next to your name in the thesaurus is the term "dotard."
#SignsYoureABadPresident
45 Likes, 15 Retweets
23) You classify science and facts as Chinese hoaxes.
#SignsYoureABadPresident
41 Likes, 18 Retweets
24) Even Pinocchio's impressed by your level of dishonesty.
#SignsYoureABadPresident
45 Likes, 12 Retweets
24) You have an equal amount of political and military experience as Big Bird.
#SignsYoureABadPresident
49 Likes, 8 Retweets
26) Tweeting in Mar-a-Lago is your idea of a hard day's work.
#SignsYoureABadPresident
46 Likes, 10 Retweets
26) Satan's saying, "Well, it looks like orange is the new red!"
#SignsYoureABadPresident
47 Likes, 9 Retweets
28) You've been attacked by protesters, the press, and bald eagles.
#SignsYoureABadPresident
49 Likes, 6 Retweets
29) You think an actress who's won 156 awards throughout her career is overrated.
#SignsYoureABadPresident
#MerylStreep
46 Likes, 8 Retweets
30) Your personal ad says, "I like reality TV, long walks on the beach, & watching people piss on each other."
#SignsYoureABadPresident
44 Likes, 9 Retweets
30) You're jealous of Sarah Palin allegedly seeing Russia from her house.
#SignsYoureABadPresident
44 Likes, 9 Retweets
32) You don't know what "proof" means, as you regularly claim to have possession of it, yet never provide it.
#SignsYoureABadPresident
41 Likes, 11 Retweets
32) Your name rhymes with Ronald Chump.
#SignsYoureABadPresident
41 Likes, 11 Retweets
34) You commonly ask Siri for directions to Nambia.
#SignsYoureABadPresident
37 Likes, 8 Retweets
34) When talking about the Holocaust, you blame "many sides."
#SignsYoureABadPresident
#Charlottesville
38 Likes, 7 Retweets
36) You manage to talk about specifics very vaguely.
#SignsYoureABadPresident
35 Likes, 8 Retweets
37) You disinvite guests after they've cancelled.
#SignsYoureABadPresident
36 Likes, 6 Retweets
38) Bone spurs was your Vietnam Achilles' heel.
#SignsYoureABadPresident
34 Likes, 7 Retweets
39) You're unprecedentedly unpresidential.
#SignsYoureABadPresident
#Unpresidented
29 Likes, 9 Retweets
40) Next to the term "projection" in the dictionary is this picture.
#SignsYoureABadPresident
27 Likes, 8 Retweets
41) You think the KKK is full of very fine people, perhaps believing the letters stand for Kinda Kool Kids.
#SignsYoureABadPresident
28 Likes, 7 Retweets
41) You have a smaller vocabulary than an unborn baby.
#SignsYoureABadPresident
30 Likes, 5 Retweets
41) You're most popular with people regularly sporting white hats and robes.
#SignsYoureABadPresident
30 Likes, 5 Retweets
44) Lacking from your vocabulary is the word "responsibility."
#SignsYoureABadPresident
25 Likes, 7 Retweets
44) You challenge a Cabinet member to an IQ test-off and find a way to score in the negative.
#SignsYoureABadPresident
26 Likes, 6 Retweets
46) You claim to know more about numbers than mathematicians, ISIS than generals, and babies than storks.
#SignsYoureABadPresident
25 Likes, 4 Retweets
47) Whenever you saw red on a test while in school, you claimed that your answer was an "alternative fact."
#SignsYoureABadPresident
21 Likes, 6 Retweets
47) Your goal is to make another country great again.
#SignsYoureABadPresident
#Russia
22 Likes, 5 Retweets
47) Due to your constant contradictions, you spend more time debating yourself than anyone else.
#SignsYoureABadPresident
24 Likes, 3 Retweets
50) Symbolic of you regardless of the situation, your press secretary's most oft used phrase is, "I'm unaware..."
#SignsYoureABadPresident
19 Likes, 6 Retweets
51) There's much debate about what dead animal is on your head.
#SignsYoureABadPresident
22 Likes, 2 Retweets
51) Your favorite book in the Bible is Two Corinthians.
#SignsYoureABadPresident
23 Likes, 1 Retweet
53) There's a 2 in 3 chance a speech of yours will come across like an infomercial.
#SignsYoureABadPresident
21 Likes, 2 Retweets
54) Your favorite (only) charity is one called For My Pockets Only.
#SignsYoureABadPresident
17 Likes, 5 Retweets
55) You believe the strongest Cabinet is one which features only Stepford Wives.
#SignsYoureABadPresident
16 Likes, 5 Retweets
56) You think refrigerators and freezers disprove global warming.
#SignsYoureABadPresident
18 Likes, 2 Retweets
57) The reason why you never give "specifics" is because you believe it's just an ocean along the West Coast.
#SignsYoureABadPresident
16 Likes, 2 Retweets
58) You believe conspiracy theories need to be debunked 45 times before questioning their validity.
#SignsYoureABadPresident
14 Likes, 3 Retweets
59) You think compassion is just a fruit, so you refuse to partake in it.
#SignsYoureABadPresident
14 Likes, 2 Retweets
60) You believe truth to be an illegal immigrant and that the only way to keep it out is to build a "big, beautiful" wall.
#SignsYoureABadPresident
7 Likes, 3 Retweets
Totals: 3,355 Likes, 1,135 Retweets (Averages of 55.9 Likes, 18.9 Retweets)
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