#HowTrumpSolvesACrisis

I had some fun with the trending hashtag #HowTrumpSolvesACrisis on Twitter the other day. Here are my posts, ordered from the most popular to the least popular (all my tweets can be viewed here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):

1) #HowTrumpSolvesACrisis
1. Creates the crisis
2. Blames Obama
106 Likes, 37 Retweets

2) #HowTrumpSolvesACrisis
He asks himself who's best at creating crises and then appoints him to a Cabinet position.
41 Likes, 15 Retweets

3) #HowTrumpSolvesACrisis
By going to a white nationalist rally and asking these "very fine people" for some advice.
38 Likes, 13 Retweets

4) #HowTrumpSolvesACrisis
Blame the media, while calling it a "fake crisis."
28 Likes, 16 Retweets

5) #HowTrumpSolvesACrisis
Tweets to start a new crisis in order to direct attention away from a previous one.
30 Likes, 13 Retweets

5) #HowTrumpSolvesACrisis
He tweets about how great he is at solving crises without actually doing anything about it.
31 Likes, 12 Retweets

7) #HowTrumpSolvesACrisis
He signs a blank sheet of paper, before writing "CRISIS OVER" and calling it an executive order.
22 Likes, 16 Retweets

8) #HowTrumpSolvesACrisis
He looks up "solve" and "crisis" in the dictionary before getting distracted by "Fox & Friends."
31 Likes, 6 Retweets

9) #HowTrumpSolvesACrisis
Day 1: "We have a unicorn crisis."
Day 2: "There are no more unicorns."
Day 2+: "You see? I can tackle any crisis!"
29 Likes, 7 Retweets

10) #HowTrumpSolvesACrisis
"Eeny meeny miny moe,
Which foreign dictator do I blow?"
28 Likes, 7 Retweets

11) #HowTrumpSolvesACrisis
He defensively shouts, "This is no crisis; you're the crisis!"
28 Likes, 5 Retweets

12) #HowTrumpSolvesACrisis
He uses one of his lifelines to phone a friend - Putin.
28 Likes, 3 Retweets

13) #HowTrumpSolvesACrisis
Bankrupts it.
19 Likes, 10 Retweets

14) #HowTrumpSolvesACrisis
Duct tape
20 Likes, 5 Retweets

15) #HowTrumpSolvesACrisis
He is the crisis, so resigning would definitely help.
20 Likes, 4 Retweets

16) #HowTrumpSolvesACrisis
"You can't spell 'crisis' w/out 'ISIS,' & I know more about ISIS than the generals do, believe me. So crisis solved."
18 Likes, 5 Retweets

16) #HowTrumpSolvesACrisis
He reads aloud a made-up scripture from the book of Two Corinthians.
21 Likes, 2 Retweets

18) #HowTrumpSolvesACrisis
He looks for "crisis" on a map, mistaking it for Persia.
16 Likes, 4 Retweets

19) #HowTrumpSolvesACrisis
He grabs it by the pu*sy.
17 Likes, 1 Retweet

20) #HowTrumpSolvesACrisis
He asks Congress to repeal and replace the crisis with something much worse.
11 Likes, 6 Retweets

21) #HowTrumpSolvesACrisis
By citing an "alternative crisis" which never took place.
15 Likes, 2 Retweets

22) #HowTrumpSolvesACrisis
He refuses to release information regarding his tax returns, I mean, the crisis.
13 Likes, 3 Retweets

23) #HowTrumpSolvesACrisis
He prays to the gods of Nambia.
13 Likes, 1 Retweet

24) #HowTrumpSolvesACrisis
He builds an invisible wall and makes his dad pay for it.
13 Likes, 0 Retweets

25) #HowTrumpSolvesACrisis
He doesn't. He just makes it worse, "bigly."
10 Likes, 1 Retweet

26) #HowTrumpSolvesACrisis
He plays Candy Crush.
6 Likes, 0 Retweets

27) #HowTrumpSolvesACrisis
He talks it up by calling it "the biggest crisis the world has ever known, believe me!"
4 Likes, 1 Retweets

Totals: 646 Likes, 195 Retweets (Averages of 23.9 Likes, 7.2 Retweets)