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#Trump2020ElectionSlogans

I had some fun with the trending hashtag #Trump2020ElectionSlogans on Twitter the other day. Here are my posts, ordered from the most popular to the least popular (all my posts can be read here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):

1) Putin America First This Time
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624 Likes, 137 Retweets

2) You Knew What You Signed Up For
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141 Likes, 54 Retweets

3) Golden Showers Bring May Flowers
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153 Likes, 29 Retweets

4) Golf. Tweet. Rest. Repeat.
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111 Likes, 25 Retweets

5) All Lives Matter! (Exceptions include: Muslims, Asians, Poor People, Rapist Mexicans, People With Vaginas, The Blacks, Gay Dudes And Chicks, Fact-Checking Fake News Losers, Disabled Peeps, POWs, Nerdy Scientists, And Stoopid Comedians)
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84 Likes, 37 Retweets

6) Making Armageddon Great Again
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90 Likes, 25 Retweets

7) Facts? Fake News.
Fox News? Facts.
Up Is Down.
Left Is Right.
I Have The Best Words.
Day Is Night.
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86 Likes, 18 Retweets

8) 73-Year-Old Looking For A Full-Time Babysitter. If Interested, Call The White House.
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71 Likes, 29 Retweets

9) What More Do You Have To Lose?
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68 Likes, 17 Retweets

10) The First Rule Of Trump Club - Always Blame Obama
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66 Likes, 16 Retweets

11) Standing For Anthem, Kneeling For Putin
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38 Likes, 20 Retweets

12) Jobs Have Slowed, Uninsured Is Up, 99% Of The World Hates Us. Tired Of Winning Yet?
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40 Likes, 15 Retweets

13) Fool You Once, Shame On You. Fool You Twice, Good God, You're F*cking Stupid! No Offense...
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41 Likes, 7 Retweets

14) I Know More About Black Oppression Than Black People Do, Believe Me!
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31 Likes, 13 Retweets

15) Taking Our Country Back As White People, Kicking Out Brown People, After Bringing And Enslaving Black People, Even Though Red People Were Here Before Us. MAGA.
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28 Likes, 15 Retweets

16) Telling It Like It Is! 15% Of The Time...
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33 Likes, 9 Retweets

17) Thank Me For My Service
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33 Likes, 8 Retweets

18) I'm Not Just The President Of Hair Club For Drunken Squirrel-Hunters, I'm Also A Client.
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27 Likes, 8 Retweets

18) I Still Love The Poorly Educated
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28 Likes, 7 Retweets

20) If You Vote For Me, I'll Grab You By The Covfefe
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29 Likes, 3 Retweets

21) Speech Isn't Free Unless You're Me
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21 Likes, 5 Retweets

22) My Daughter's Hot; You're Not
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18 Likes, 6 Retweets

22) No More War On Coal, 8-Tracks, Or VHS Tapes
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21 Likes, 3 Retweets

24) Politically And Factually Incorrect Since 1946
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17 Likes, 5 Retweets

24) Bail Me Out!
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17 Likes, 5 Retweets

26) World War 3 Can't Happen Without Me
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17 Likes, 4 Retweets

27) Always Bringing A Keyboard To A Knife Fight
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14 Likes, 6 Retweets

28) Building Walls, Tearing Down Democracy
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15 Likes, 4 Retweets

28) Dishonesty Is My Best Policy
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16 Likes, 3 Retweets

30) Be Very Fine People Today. Be Like The KKK.
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12 Likes, 6 Retweets

30) You Can't Spell "Victory" Without "Russia"
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14 Likes, 4 Retweets

30) But Her Emails...
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15 Likes, 3 Retweets

33) As The Russian Dossier Says, Wish In One Hand, Piss In The Other, and The Piss One Gets Filled First
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13 Likes, 4 Retweets

33) You've Been Punk'd!
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13 Likes, 4 Retweets

33) Be Bigly Smart, Vote Dotard!
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16 Likes, 1 Retweet

36) Nobody Has Better Taco Bowls Than I Do, Believe Me!
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10 Likes, 5 Retweets

37) Hey, I Can't Take Your Healthcare Away A Second Time, Right?
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11 Likes, 3 Retweets

37) If You Like Government Shutdowns, Elect Permanent Brain Shutdown - Donald Trump!
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12 Likes, 2 Retweets

39) Expect The Unexpected. Predictably Unpredictable. Nambia. Covfefe.
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10 Likes, 3 Retweets

39) I Want You To Want Me. I Came Up With That One All By Myself.
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10 Likes, 3 Retweets

39) Do Unto Others How A Psychopath With A Rocket Launcher Two Feet Away Would Do Unto You
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10 Likes, 3 Retweets

39) If You're White (Or Orange), You're Right!
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11 Likes, 2 Retweets

39) My IQ And Hands Are Bigger Than Yours
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12 Likes, 1 Retweet

39) Take The Trump Train. Side Effects May Include: Unintentionally Quoting "Idiocracy" & Yee-Haw Tourette's Syndrome.
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12 Likes, 1 Retweet

39) Our Kids Made The Honor Roll At The Academy Of Covfefe!
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12 Likes, 1 Retweet

46) The Math Equation Of The Day
5 Vietnam Deferments = Courage, Big League
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8 Likes, 4 Retweets

46) Practicing Christian's Values For Over 70 Years. His Name Was Christian Greedyprick In Case You Were Wondering.
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10 Likes, 2 Retweets

48) Taking Our Country Back! No More 7-11 Attacks!
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10 Likes, 1 Retweet

49) Tweet Sober Or Get Hung Over
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7 Likes, 3 Retweets

50) There's A Reason Why "Courage" Rhymes With "Orange"! Vote Trump!
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8 Likes, 1 Retweet

50) I Sure Do Like Puppets, Cotton!
#Trump2020ElectionSlogans #Dodgeball
8 Likes, 1 Retweet

52) Destruction Is Evolution
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4 Likes, 4 Retweets

52) Vote For Two Corinthians. Vote For Trump.
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6 Likes, 2 Retweets

52) Make Nambia Great Again!
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8 Likes, 0 Retweets

55) Both For It And Against It. What Is "It"? That's For You To Decide.
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5 Likes, 2 Retweets

55) A Constitutionalist Without Ever Reading The Constitution. He Is The Most Interesting Man In The World.
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5 Likes, 2 Retweets

57) What Other President Tapes Their Ties?
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5 Likes, 1 Retweet

58) Tweeting More Than A Bird
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4 Likes, 1 Retweet

59) Respect God, Never Kneel
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2 Likes, 2 Retweets

Totals: 2,261 Likes, 605 Retweets (Averages of 38.3 Likes, 10.3 Retweets)

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