I've had some fun with the following trending hashtags on Twitter over the past week: #NewTrumpTwitterBio, #MikePence, #JerryJones, #MikeDitka, and #TrumpIQSongs. Here are my posts, ordered from the most popular to the least popular (all my tweets can be seen here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):
1) "If you disrespect the flag, you can't play for the Cowboys. If you wanna play for the Cowboys, beat up some women."
#JerryJones
688 Likes, 327 Retweets
2) #JerryJones: "Any player who disrespects the flag will be benched."
U.S. Flag Code: "The flag should never be carried flat or horizontally, but always aloft and free."
Here's Jerry Jones and the Cowboys pre-game in Dallas...
216 Likes, 138 Retweets
3) #JerryJones: "You either respect the flag or you don't play. Period."
Flag code: "The flag should never be used for advertising purposes in any manner whatsoever." - http://www.military.com/flag-day/us-flag-code.html …
#HowBoutThemCowboys
153 Likes, 102 Retweets
4) #JerryJones: "You know, sometimes it hurts being such a moral and upstanding citizen. I'm just sayin'."
135 Likes, 83 Retweets
5) #JerryJones: "If anyone disrespects the flag, they will not play; it's as simple as that!"
Flag code: "The flag should never be used as wearing apparel, bedding or drapery..."
http://www.military.com/flag-day/us-flag-code.html …
83 Likes, 61 Retweets
6) I'm the smartest person in Nambia, believe me.
#NewTrumpTwitterBio
115 Likes, 23 Retweets
6) Looking for a woman who is classy, has a nice rack, and speaks worster English than me.
#NewTrumpTwitterBio
115 Likes, 23 Retweets
8) "I will not support the disrespect of our soldiers by people utilizing the freedoms they fought & died for."
#MikePence
89 Likes, 27 Retweets
9) "My mistresses taking a knee in front of me? Acceptable. Players taking a knee to protest racism? Not so much."
#JerryJones
94 Likes, 21 Retweets
10) #MikeDitka: "There hasn't been oppression in 100 years!"
So, today is #WorldMentalHealthDay. Coincidence? I think not...
77 Likes, 29 Retweets
11) Unlike that traitor Colin Kaepernick, I always stand for the National Anthem of Russia.
#NewTrumpTwitterBio
53 Likes, 25 Retweets
12) "I always honor our troops by constantly nodding & smiling to the words & actions of Putin's BFF, our president."
#MikePence
53 Likes, 18 Retweets
13) #MikeDitka: "There hasn't been oppression in 100 years!"
Trump: "This guy knows more about history than historians do, believe me."
51 Likes, 19 Retweets
14) #JerryJones: "If you kneel, I'll punish you, bigly."
37 Likes, 26 Retweets
15) Loving the poorly educated since 1946.
#NewTrumpTwitterBio
46 Likes, 11 Retweets
16) "While My Tutor Gently Weeps"
#TrumpIQSongs
42 Likes, 11 Retweets
17) Making Covfefe Great Again!
#NewTrumpTwitterBio
46 Likes, 5 Retweets
18) "Crazy Little Thing Called Dumb"
#TrumpIQSongs
44 Likes, 6 Retweets
19) Missing: Trump Steaks & Trump Vodka. If you find them, let me know.
#NewTrumpTwitterBio
34 Likes, 11 Retweets
20) My dad handed me down the best Twitter account, but I made it myself, believe me.
#NewTrumpTwitterBio
31 Likes, 9 Retweets
21) My Twitter account doesn't always send you its best. It send you posts about drugs, rapists, and some of the tweets I assume are good.
#NewTrumpTwitterBio
29 Likes, 9 Retweets
22) "Saturday Night Live"
"Which team's coach wound up being the stupidest person in 100 years?"
"Da Bears!"
#MikeDitka
29 Likes, 8 Retweets
23) "I'd Do Anything To Pass (But I Won't Do That)"
#TrumpIQSongs
30 Likes, 5 Retweets
24) My bio goes here? What's a bio? Look, I don't care if you're gay or bio, but marriage is between one man and one woman. Period!"
#NewTrumpTwitterBio
29 Likes, 5 Retweets
25) I know more about tweets than Twitter does, believe me.
#NewTrumpTwitterBio
24 Likes, 6 Retweets
26) "Wake Me Up When the Semester Ends"
#TrumpIQSongs
22 Likes, 7 Retweets
26) I know bios. I have the best bios.
#NewTrumpTwitterBio
23 Likes, 6 Retweets
26) If you're not tweeting at 3 am, you're not president. Period. Google it.
#NewTrumpTwitterBio
23 Likes, 6 Retweets
26) "Rock Head Man"
#TrumpIQSongs
23 Likes, 6 Retweets
30) Tweeting my great country to a third world war.
#NewTrumpTwitterBio
21 Likes, 7 Retweets
31) "One"
#TrumpIQSongs
21 Likes, 3 Retweets
32) #MikeDitka should take his own advice from his days on "Sunday NFL Countdown" and "stop it."
17 Likes, 6 Retweets
33) "25 or 6 x 4"
#TrumpIQSongs
19 Likes, 3 Retweets
33) "We Will Flunk You"
#TrumpIQSongs
22 Likes, 0 Retweets
35) "I Read Good"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXCGnTy-v2M …
#TrumpIQSongs
17 Likes, 3 Retweets
36) Setting typo records 140/280 characters at a time. Covfefe.
#NewTrumpTwitterBio
18 Likes, 1 Retweet
37) "BREAKING NEWS: Due to his recent comments, CTE will officially be renamed The Ditka"
#MikeDitka
15 Likes, 3 Retweets
38) What is Brown v. Board of Education?
#MikeDitka: "Say what? I'm not brown and am bored with education. Is that what you asked? Nerd!"
15 Likes, 2 Retweets
39) Proudly calling foreign leaders Elton John songs since 2017.
#NewTrumpTwitterBio
15 Likes, 0 Retweets
40) The only way Twitter could be more better is if they added a grab the pu*sy option. Just sayin'.
#NewTrumpTwitterBio
12 Likes, 2 Retweets
41) Proud father of a daughter who's hotter than yours, believe me. If she didn't come out my ex's special lady parts, I'd...
#NewTrumpTwitterBio
11 Likes, 1 Retweet
42) Tweets don't lie to people; people lie to people.
#NewTrumpTwitterBio
9 Likes, 2 Retweets
42) My life's goal is to find out where Barack Obama's Twitter account really came from.
#NewTrumpTwitterBio
10 Likes, 1 Retweet
44) The proud spreader of three words: fake news!
#NewTrumpTwitterBio
10 Likes, 0 Retweets
44) This is my third Twitter account and hopefully my last, unless I get banned or find something better.
#NewTrumpTwitterBio
10 Likes, 0 Retweets
46) Bigly hands, bigly something else, and building bigly beautiful invisible walls you'd have to see to believe.
#NewTrumpTwitterBio
7 Likes, 2 Retweets
47) "Head With Some Holes"
#TrumpIQSongs
7 Likes, 0 Retweets
48) Following through with JFK's words: "Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can tweet to your country."
#NewTrumpTwitterBio
4 Likes, 2 Retweets
Totals: 2,694 Likes, 1,071 Retweets (Averages of 56.1 Likes, 22.3 Retweets)
1) "If you disrespect the flag, you can't play for the Cowboys. If you wanna play for the Cowboys, beat up some women."
#JerryJones
688 Likes, 327 Retweets
2) #JerryJones: "Any player who disrespects the flag will be benched."
U.S. Flag Code: "The flag should never be carried flat or horizontally, but always aloft and free."
Here's Jerry Jones and the Cowboys pre-game in Dallas...
216 Likes, 138 Retweets
3) #JerryJones: "You either respect the flag or you don't play. Period."
Flag code: "The flag should never be used for advertising purposes in any manner whatsoever." - http://www.military.com/flag-day/us-flag-code.html …
#HowBoutThemCowboys
153 Likes, 102 Retweets
4) #JerryJones: "You know, sometimes it hurts being such a moral and upstanding citizen. I'm just sayin'."
135 Likes, 83 Retweets
5) #JerryJones: "If anyone disrespects the flag, they will not play; it's as simple as that!"
Flag code: "The flag should never be used as wearing apparel, bedding or drapery..."
http://www.military.com/flag-day/us-flag-code.html …
83 Likes, 61 Retweets
6) I'm the smartest person in Nambia, believe me.
#NewTrumpTwitterBio
115 Likes, 23 Retweets
6) Looking for a woman who is classy, has a nice rack, and speaks worster English than me.
#NewTrumpTwitterBio
115 Likes, 23 Retweets
8) "I will not support the disrespect of our soldiers by people utilizing the freedoms they fought & died for."
#MikePence
89 Likes, 27 Retweets
9) "My mistresses taking a knee in front of me? Acceptable. Players taking a knee to protest racism? Not so much."
#JerryJones
94 Likes, 21 Retweets
10) #MikeDitka: "There hasn't been oppression in 100 years!"
So, today is #WorldMentalHealthDay. Coincidence? I think not...
77 Likes, 29 Retweets
11) Unlike that traitor Colin Kaepernick, I always stand for the National Anthem of Russia.
#NewTrumpTwitterBio
53 Likes, 25 Retweets
12) "I always honor our troops by constantly nodding & smiling to the words & actions of Putin's BFF, our president."
#MikePence
53 Likes, 18 Retweets
13) #MikeDitka: "There hasn't been oppression in 100 years!"
Trump: "This guy knows more about history than historians do, believe me."
51 Likes, 19 Retweets
14) #JerryJones: "If you kneel, I'll punish you, bigly."
37 Likes, 26 Retweets
15) Loving the poorly educated since 1946.
#NewTrumpTwitterBio
46 Likes, 11 Retweets
16) "While My Tutor Gently Weeps"
#TrumpIQSongs
42 Likes, 11 Retweets
17) Making Covfefe Great Again!
#NewTrumpTwitterBio
46 Likes, 5 Retweets
18) "Crazy Little Thing Called Dumb"
#TrumpIQSongs
44 Likes, 6 Retweets
19) Missing: Trump Steaks & Trump Vodka. If you find them, let me know.
#NewTrumpTwitterBio
34 Likes, 11 Retweets
20) My dad handed me down the best Twitter account, but I made it myself, believe me.
#NewTrumpTwitterBio
31 Likes, 9 Retweets
21) My Twitter account doesn't always send you its best. It send you posts about drugs, rapists, and some of the tweets I assume are good.
#NewTrumpTwitterBio
29 Likes, 9 Retweets
22) "Saturday Night Live"
"Which team's coach wound up being the stupidest person in 100 years?"
"Da Bears!"
#MikeDitka
29 Likes, 8 Retweets
23) "I'd Do Anything To Pass (But I Won't Do That)"
#TrumpIQSongs
30 Likes, 5 Retweets
24) My bio goes here? What's a bio? Look, I don't care if you're gay or bio, but marriage is between one man and one woman. Period!"
#NewTrumpTwitterBio
29 Likes, 5 Retweets
25) I know more about tweets than Twitter does, believe me.
#NewTrumpTwitterBio
24 Likes, 6 Retweets
26) "Wake Me Up When the Semester Ends"
#TrumpIQSongs
22 Likes, 7 Retweets
26) I know bios. I have the best bios.
#NewTrumpTwitterBio
23 Likes, 6 Retweets
26) If you're not tweeting at 3 am, you're not president. Period. Google it.
#NewTrumpTwitterBio
23 Likes, 6 Retweets
26) "Rock Head Man"
#TrumpIQSongs
23 Likes, 6 Retweets
30) Tweeting my great country to a third world war.
#NewTrumpTwitterBio
21 Likes, 7 Retweets
31) "One"
#TrumpIQSongs
21 Likes, 3 Retweets
32) #MikeDitka should take his own advice from his days on "Sunday NFL Countdown" and "stop it."
17 Likes, 6 Retweets
33) "25 or 6 x 4"
#TrumpIQSongs
19 Likes, 3 Retweets
33) "We Will Flunk You"
#TrumpIQSongs
22 Likes, 0 Retweets
35) "I Read Good"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXCGnTy-v2M …
#TrumpIQSongs
17 Likes, 3 Retweets
36) Setting typo records 140/280 characters at a time. Covfefe.
#NewTrumpTwitterBio
18 Likes, 1 Retweet
37) "BREAKING NEWS: Due to his recent comments, CTE will officially be renamed The Ditka"
#MikeDitka
15 Likes, 3 Retweets
38) What is Brown v. Board of Education?
#MikeDitka: "Say what? I'm not brown and am bored with education. Is that what you asked? Nerd!"
15 Likes, 2 Retweets
39) Proudly calling foreign leaders Elton John songs since 2017.
#NewTrumpTwitterBio
15 Likes, 0 Retweets
40) The only way Twitter could be more better is if they added a grab the pu*sy option. Just sayin'.
#NewTrumpTwitterBio
12 Likes, 2 Retweets
41) Proud father of a daughter who's hotter than yours, believe me. If she didn't come out my ex's special lady parts, I'd...
#NewTrumpTwitterBio
11 Likes, 1 Retweet
42) Tweets don't lie to people; people lie to people.
#NewTrumpTwitterBio
9 Likes, 2 Retweets
42) My life's goal is to find out where Barack Obama's Twitter account really came from.
#NewTrumpTwitterBio
10 Likes, 1 Retweet
44) The proud spreader of three words: fake news!
#NewTrumpTwitterBio
10 Likes, 0 Retweets
44) This is my third Twitter account and hopefully my last, unless I get banned or find something better.
#NewTrumpTwitterBio
10 Likes, 0 Retweets
46) Bigly hands, bigly something else, and building bigly beautiful invisible walls you'd have to see to believe.
#NewTrumpTwitterBio
7 Likes, 2 Retweets
47) "Head With Some Holes"
#TrumpIQSongs
7 Likes, 0 Retweets
48) Following through with JFK's words: "Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can tweet to your country."
#NewTrumpTwitterBio
4 Likes, 2 Retweets
Totals: 2,694 Likes, 1,071 Retweets (Averages of 56.1 Likes, 22.3 Retweets)
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