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Book Preview (Part 1 of 4) : The Kind-Hearted Smartass: Volume 3: Maybe The Best of the Trilogy

In a series of posts, I will be previewing my upcoming book, The Kind-Hearted Smartass: Volume 3: Maybe The Best of the Trilogy. Here is part 1 of that preview:

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 Online world-renowned smartass, Craig Rozniecki, is back with his wisecracks in his latest installment in the Smartass series, The Kind-Hearted Smartass: Volume 3: Maybe The Best of the Trilogy.

It's his third in the series and his 17th overall. In this book, Rozniecki tackles every random topic a Mensa member could think up, and if it were possible, even more. In The Kind-Hearted Smartass: Volume 3: Maybe The Best of the Trilogy, you'll learn all about: how a Tinder CEO didn't know the definition of "sodomy;" why the TGI Fridays mistletoe drones idea was worse than slippers in sandals; what the next "hangry" might be; and how online IQ tests read to a snarky mind.

Not only that, Rozniecki: provides the top ten times when it's best to not take a selfie; explains how Congress is like a marriage; points out the fact that the Flonase tagline is stupid; and crushes Americans' hopes that Facebook's Mark Zuckerberg will give them all of his money, cars, homes, and beauty tips.

So go on and do something President Trump never does and read a book - this one. You'll laugh; you'll cry from laughing; you'll laugh from crying when you read The Kind-Hearted Smartass: Volume 3: Maybe The Best of the Trilogy. As a spray-tanned philosopher with an IQ under 70 once said, "What do you have to lose?"

While awaiting my new book, feel free to check out my other works at the following two sites:

Paperback: http://www.lulu.com/spotlight/thetaoofroz

Kindle: https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO

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