The Top Ten Ways Donald Trump Spends His "Executive Time"
10. He builds big, beautiful walls the only way he knows how - with Legos.
9. He sucks on bars of soap after shouting, "These blocks f*cking suck! F*ck these blocks! F*ck 'em! Covfefe!"
8. He prays "bigly" to Lord Putin.
7. During arts-and-crafts time, he just runs with scissors.
6. He spray-tans the White House to make it orange.
5. He tries making milk-and-cookie time great again.
4. He uses crayons to finger-paint.
3. He tries writing a blog, entitled, "My daughter is hotter than global warming."
2. He watches hunters he hired kill the animal to next replace the squirrel ("hair") on his head.
1. (drumroll) He uses both of his hands to make an average child's-sized hand-turkey.
10. He builds big, beautiful walls the only way he knows how - with Legos.
9. He sucks on bars of soap after shouting, "These blocks f*cking suck! F*ck these blocks! F*ck 'em! Covfefe!"
8. He prays "bigly" to Lord Putin.
7. During arts-and-crafts time, he just runs with scissors.
6. He spray-tans the White House to make it orange.
5. He tries making milk-and-cookie time great again.
4. He uses crayons to finger-paint.
3. He tries writing a blog, entitled, "My daughter is hotter than global warming."
2. He watches hunters he hired kill the animal to next replace the squirrel ("hair") on his head.
1. (drumroll) He uses both of his hands to make an average child's-sized hand-turkey.
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