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Book Preview (Part 4 of 4): The Kind-Hearted Smartass: Volume 3: Maybe The Best of the Trilogy

In a series of posts, I will be previewing my upcoming book, The Kind-Hearted Smartass: Volume 3: Maybe The Best of the Trilogy. Here is part 4 of that preview:

A Fictional Foreward

 “I know words; I have the best words, believe me! So let me tell you why this book thing blows chunks. It’s so bad, it boarders on suck, like yuge suckiness. If this Craig person wanted to heel the nation and bring about world peach, he badly loosed. The smocking gun here is that Craig thinks he’s smarter then me, the prednisent. That’s an attak on my brain, which is unpresidented. This covfefe’s book isn’t gonna get off Scott Free, though. I’m gonna tell the special council to pay him to visits. He’ll be real honered by that, I’m sure. I’m gonna wire tapp him and everything. When I get on a role with this kinda stuff, I really get on a role. Craig thinks he’s funny joking about me and my wicked smarts. Well, he’s two stoopid too realize he’s being stupid! I’m like a jenius and its all because of me the state of the uniom is as strong as it is, bigly. Remember, I have the best words; this book sucks; covfefe. Period.” - Donald Trump

While awaiting my new book, feel free to check out my other works at the following two sites:

Paperback: http://www.lulu.com/spotlight/thetaoofroz

Kindle: https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO
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