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Book Preview (Part 2 of 4): The Kind-Hearted Smartass: Volume 3: Maybe The Best of the Trilogy

In a series of posts, I will be previewing my upcoming book, The Kind-Hearted Smartass: Volume 3: Maybe The Best of the Trilogy. Here is part 2 of that preview:

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 What did everyone think of the book and/or author?

“People don’t read books; books read books! The only way to stop a bad guy with a book is a good guy with a book!” - NRA Library Division

“You’ll want to go left to right, left to right. Just like that. From top to bottom. Keep going. Now right! Right! Right! Keep going…right till the very end! That’s it! Yes! Yes!Yes!” - Siri after not getting laid for 6 months

“It’s so bad, I wouldn’t even boof this shit!” - Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh

“I like big books and I cannot lie. You brother-cousins can’t deny.” - A home-trailer teacher in Kentucky trying to be cool

“Scientists have said all sorts of things about writing. Just because there are words in between the covers of this thing doesn’t make it a book! Polish hoax!” - A racist climate-change denier

“Silly Silly!” - A Bud Light knight

“Crafty Rosinbag is our best customer! Love him!” - A Starbucks barista

“3 is greater than 1...and 2!” - A confused Flonase-commercial narrator

“It’s long, thick, and knows what it’s doing. A very satisfying experience!” - A urologist nicknamed Dr. Shaft

“I came here looking for a movie and came across this weird thing with all these words in it. It definitely wasn’t what I was expecting, but from this point forward, this object shall be referred to as a movie!” - A modern-day Christopher Columbus

While awaiting my new book, feel free to check out my other works at the following two sites:

Paperback: http://www.lulu.com/spotlight/thetaoofroz

Kindle: https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO
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