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Podcast: "I Feel Snitty," Episode 215: "'Con of the Century' (parody based off the Green Day song 'Song of the Century')" is now available!

The latest episode of my podcast ("I Feel Snitty"), entitled "'Con of the Century' (parody based off the Green Day song 'Song of the Century') is now available!

Here are the lyrics:

“Con of the Century”

It was the con of the century

Only happens in idiocracies

Their heads placed permanently in the sand

Forgot to look up to breathe again

 

Told to not believe what they see nor hear

Unless uttered by faux “John Miller”

He authored the con of the century

On a yuge bathroom stall with a Sharpie

 

Their delusions quickly became quite clear

The con “will set us free”

 

The song can be heard here. -  https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/con-of-the-century-parody-based-off-the-green-day-song-song-of-the-century/

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