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Podcast: "I Feel Snitty," Episode 228: ”'You’re Accused and Betrayed' (parody based off Green Day’s song 'Horseshoes and Handgrenades')"

The latest episode of my podcast ("I Feel Snitty"), entitled ”'You’re Accused and Betrayed' (parody based off Green Day’s song 'Horseshoes and Handgrenades')" is now available!

Here are the lyrics:

“You’re Accused and Betrayed”

Insurrection!

 

He will bail you all out

At least that’s what he says

He has told thirty-thousand lies

So, his promises aren’t worth a sh*t

Y’all get flocked up; baa; and spout

QAnon gibberish

Attack police, what’s free

Because you’re patriotic

 

So, Donnie eats his Whoppers

As you’re handcuffed and put away

Guess it really sucks to be you

You’re accused and betrayed

 

He will watch as you go down

Viking helmets and all

His show isn’t going well

Prepped for you to take the fall

You are the clowns

Go ahead, grab the flagpoles

Hit democracy’s mouth

In their graves, our Founders turn

Witnessing nooses form

Pence hangs around

 

So, Donnie eats his Whoppers

As you’re handcuffed and put away

Guess it really sucks to be you

You’re accused and betrayed

 

Mass-deception, repetition

Until your small brain faces yuge evaporation

 

Mass-deception, repetition

Until your small brain faces yuge evaporation

Mass-deception, repetition

Until your small brain faces bigly…

 

He will bail you all out

At least that’s what he says

He’s a liar, dic[tator] complier

Seemingly unable to pull out

He will bail you all out

 

L-O-C-K-E-M!

L-O-C-K-E-M!

L-O-C-K-E-M!

L-O-C-K-E-M!


The song can be found here. - https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/you-re-accused-and-betrayed-parody-based-off-green-day-s-song-horseshoes-and-handgrenades/

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