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Transcript for Podcast: "I Feel Snitty," Episode 230: ”'Slim-to-None Funds' (parody based off Green Day’s song '21 Guns')" is now available!

Podcast: I Feel Snitty

Episode 230: "Slim-to-None Funds" (parody based off Green Day’s song "21 Guns")

Premiere Date: 5/5/2023

Length: 5:16 (223 words)

Link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/slim-to-none-funds-parody-based-off-green-day-s-song-21-guns/

Transcript: 

“Slim-to-None Funds”

Do you know who they’re stealing from?

Charities named after them

The dollars keep rolling in

Diverted to greens and bogey-men

Claiming donations as grifts

They’ve sunk lower than piles of sh*t

The depths of Satan’s fiery pit?

Lower than it

 

None, slim-to-none funds

Take from children

Give to themselves

None, slim-to-none funds

They are the world’s biggest grassholes

Pulling for hell

 

Driving around in their gold carts

Crashing before they even start

As they blame Soros and RuPaul

News breaks of their organization’s scam

They don’t know irons from woods

Yet stole from the kids for these goods

Than the South Pole is cold, they’re

Lower than it

 

None, slim-to-none funds

Take from children

Give to themselves

None, slim-to-none funds

They are the world’s biggest grassholes

Pulling for hell

 

They’re always slicing to the right

Their white balls they can never find

“Mark us down for two,” they will say

Flipping birdies to youngsters on the front and back nine

 

Further than you could ever attempt

Even the devil is impressed

At a point where nothing can drop

Lower than it

 

None, slim-to-none funds

Take from children

Give to themselves

None, slim-to-none funds

They are the world’s biggest grassholes

 

None, slim-to-none funds

Take from children

Give to themselves

None, slim-to-none funds

They are the world’s biggest grassholes

 

Pulling for hell

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