Podcast: "I Feel Snitty," Episode 216: "'34 Felony Crackdown' (parody based off Green Day's song '21st Century Breakdown')" is now available!

The latest episode of my podcast ("I Feel Snitty"), entitled "'34 Felony Crackdown' (parody based off Green Day's song '21st Century Breakdown' is now available!

Here are the lyrics:

“34 Felony Crackdown”

[Part I]

Whoo, whoo-whoo, whoo-whoo

Born in a mansion, the son of a king

His shadow was opportunity

All the failures were greeted with a shrug

No consequences for all his f*ck-ups

The three-millionth time was no charm

The truth hatched, he’s more screwed than a chick at a farm

34 felony crackdown

There’s no misdemeanors to be found

His life of crime finally has a price

A rat behind bars, afraid of the mice

Whoo, whoo-whoo, whoo-whoo

His vests were always legal-proof

His Pampers, rat-hair, and clip-on ties too

Thought he’d get away with everything

Then he got smacked on the a$$ by Stormy

The three-millionth time was no charm

The truth hatched, he’s more screwed than a chick at a farm

34 felony crackdown

There’s no misdemeanors to be found

His life of crime finally has a price

A rat behind bars, afraid of the mice

[Part 2]

We are his, we are his loyal dumb sheep

Do all he says, still believe we are free

If he says “Inject Tide!” to clean our clothes

We’ll get naked and ask, “Where is the needle?!?”

The mob is where I felt I belonged

Took “Goodfellas” lit’rally

So I proudly joined the dotards and dons

Where I questioned authority

Where I never questioned authority (No!)

What they say will always go

Unless a whacking is on your bucket list

Then, by all means, just say NO!

No!

I don’t want to die, so I’ll trust and obey

Nod, smile, nod, smile, nod, smile, repeat

Hopefully my neck and face don’t hurt again

So many times I can say cheese

But for freedom that’s a minor price to pay (Shh!)

Sacrifice life to look creepy

Made to believe I’m free in mind, heart, and soul

No thoughts, feelings inside me

I know I am right

Everyone else is wrong

For the truth is on my side

On Opposite Day

[Part III]

Baa, sheep, in unison, baa, sheep

Making loud noises, all volume, no substance

Blah, sheep, in unison, blah, sheep

You’re the “Dumbfellas”: The dotards and dons

The song can be found here. - https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/34-felony-crackdown-parody-based-off-green-day-s-song-21st-century-breakdown/

My podcast, "I Feel Snitty," is available at Amazon Music!

My podcast, "I Feel Snitty," can now be heard on Amazon Music/Audible! You can check it out at this link: https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/a42809aa-5c21-4807-affc-0bda98741438/I-Feel-Snitty-with-Craig-Rozniecki

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