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Podcast: "I Feel Snitty," Episode 226: “'¿Amar Old Glory Hole? (Brittle Don)' (parody based off Green Day’s song '¿Viva la Gloria? (Little Girl)')” is now available!

The latest episode of my podcast ("I Feel Snitty"), entitled “'¿Amar Old Glory Hole? (Brittle Don)' (parody based off Green Day’s song '¿Viva la Gloria? (Little Girl)')” is now available!

Here are the lyrics:

“¿Amar Old Glory Hole? (Brittle Don)”

Brittle Don, brittle Don, you’re always cryin’

You lost another suit – this one for lyin’

Brittle con, brittle con, the truth is hurtin’

The odds of you outside a cell and workin’

 

Far away is where we think you should go

Somewhere between Saturn and Uranus

Stay in space until you float to Pluto

We’ll salute with middle fingers, standing tall and proud

 

Brittle Don, brittle Don, your bones are crackin’

And, as always, your muscles are a-lackin’

Brittle con, brittle con, your schemes are slackin’

You just don’t seem to have any laws’ backin’

Can’t skirt them (Anymore!) Anymore, you lame layperson

Think this is bad? Just wait till you’re in prison

Brittle Don, brittle Don, you’re weak as plastic

In Webster’s your picture is next to “flaccid”

 

Far away is where we think you should go

Somewhere between Saturn and Uranus

Stay in space until you float to Pluto

We’ll salute with middle fingers, standing tall and proud

 

Tears of your hammies when you walk to the fridge

With it being just three feet from your rocker (Rock away!)

Your phony doctor saying you’re in peak shape

As you break ribs eating crackers

 

Far away is where we think you should go

Somewhere between Saturn and Uranus

Stay in space until you float to Pluto

Salute middle fingers

 

The song can be found here. - https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/%c2%bfamar-old-glory-hole-brittle-don-parody-based-off-green-day-s-song-%c2%bfviva-la-gloria-little-girl/

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