Transcript for Podcast: "I Feel Snitty," Episode 231: ”'Orwellian Poetry' (A. 'Woke Insomnia' / B. 'Project Real') (parody based off Green Day’s song 'American Eulogy' (A. 'Mass Hysteria' / B. 'Modern World'))" is now available!

Podcast: I Feel Snitty

Episode 231: "Orwellian Poetry" (A. "Woke Insomnia" / B. "Project Real") (parody based off Green Day’s song "American Eulogy" (A. "Mass Hysteria" / B. "Modern World"))

Premiere Date: 5/5/2023

Length: 4:26 (507 words)

Link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/orwellian-poetry-a-woke-insomnia-b-project-real-parody-based-off-green-day-s-song-american-eulogy-a-mass-hysteria-b-modern-world/

Transcript:

“Orwellian Poetry” (A. “Woke Insomnia” / B. “Project Real”)

[Part 1: Orwellian Poetry]

It was the con of the century

It read like Orwellian poetry

Too blinded by their own hypocrisy

To see the dystopian irony

Their delusions quickly became quite clear

The con “will set us free”

[Part 2: Woke Insomnia]

Insomnia

Woke insomnia

They’re wide awake and unable to sleep

For days on end, they can no longer think

Dwindled is perception of reality

Woke, but not alert to their surroundings

“Truth isn’t truth,” “Don’t believe what you see”

“You’ll grow a third arm with the vaccines”

“The lone cure for COVID is Febreze”

This is what happens when Trump leads the GOP; they come down with

Insomnia

Woke insomnia

‘Nother day, ‘nother denial of truth

Masked with the flag and other comfort food

Empty-rhetoric symbols, no follow-through

A lack of sleep, mentally weak

“Doctors don’t know science”

“It’s not guns; drag-shows cause gun violence”

“Democracy will be saved if we destroy it”

MGT, Cruz, Graham, Gaetz, Bobo, and Jordan have all contracted

Insomnia

Woke insomnia

Completely sober, yet their speech is slurred

Can’t see straight; their vision’s blurred

Trouble moving, they try to call Uber

Awareness – an all-time low

“The bottom is the top”

“Fauci’s leader of the mob”

“With the most votes, Biden lost”

Will they ever sleep to wake up?

[Part 3: Project Real]

Accusations are confessions – project real

When they said to lock “her” up, they actually meant “Trump”

When Trump claimed that Biden interfered, he meant himself

“You stole candy!,” as they munch on “free” M&Ms

“O.J. killed his wife!” is just them saying “We did it!”

Accusations are confessions – project real

Get ahead of the story and blame someone else

But like a gymnast named Kama Sutra – you f*cked yourself

They point their fingers with a mirror staring back

A giant reflection of their guilt, about to crack

Their string of good luck is getting ready to end

As all of their allegations come right back to them

You hate Kaepernick, yet you took a knee

Gay men don’t hump sheep, but you f*cked one just last week

You call blacks lazy when you don’t work at all

The GOP tries to lie, yet projects the real

Accusations are confessions – project real

(Woke insomnia) Accusations are confessions – project real

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