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Transcript for Podcast: "I Feel Snitty," Episode 223: ”'Pisstaker' (parody based off Green Day’s song 'Peacemaker')" is now available!

Podcast: I Feel Snitty

Episode 223: "Pisstaker" (parody based off Green Day’s song "Peacemaker")

Premiere Date: 5/5/2023

Length: 3:24 (324 words)

Link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/pisstaker-parody-based-off-green-day-s-song-peacemaker/

Transcript: 

“Pisstaker”

Not one, but six!

 

So, my name is Donnie; I’ve got no money; owned by the Russian mob

Together do some “laundry,” or they’ll clean me out (Oh, no-no)

So, I call my Vlady; I’m on hold, hold, hold, hold, hold

After five hours, he says, “Why don’t you just leave us alone?”

So, I wear a bracelet, as a reminder; asks “What Would Vlady Do?”

If my Cabinet protests it, I say “You are screwed!” (Oh, yeah-yeah)

So, I call a guy, who says, “Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait”

“I know what he did in the summer of sixty-eight”

 

Showers, the golden showers

There are powers with the tapes

Pee on my a$$ and face

So, whatever Vlady says, I trust and obey

 

So, his name is Donnie; he’s lost some money; is owned by the mob

He’s on a choke-collar, so they don’t bark (Ruff, ruff, ruff)

So, he’s always their b*tch, arf, arf, arf, arf, arf, arf, arf

If they say to, he’ll lick his balls if one is left

So, he has no control, but wants to act like he’s really strong

Even though his muscles look like nothing more than fluff (fluff, fluff, fluff)

So, I’m a pisstaker, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha

Little Donnie, take it away again for the chorus

 

Showers, the golden showers

There are powers with the tapes

Pee on my a$$ and face

So, whatever Vlady says, I trust and obey

 

So, now I’m tired of doing the mob favors

Being the butt of “showers” jokes by pisstakers

Shit, I’ve got a call from someone named Popovsky (“Ha, ha, ha”)

“You better not take off, for we hold your golden fate”

“We know what he did in the summer of sixty-eight”

“We know what he did in the summer of sixty-eight”

“We know what he did in the summer of sixty-eight”

“We know what he did in the summer of sixty-eight”

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