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Podcast: I Feel Snitty

Episode 214: 34 Felony Crackdown (anti-Trump rock-opera parody album based off Green Day's 21st Century Breakdown)

Premiere Date: 5/5/2023

Length: 1:10:00 (4,493 words)

Link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/34-felony-crackdown-anti-trump-rock-opera-parody-album-based-off-green-day-s-21st-century-breakdown/

Transcript: 

34 Felony Crackdown

1. “Con of the Century”

It was the con of the century

Only happens in idiocracies

Their heads placed permanently in the sand

Forgot to look up to breathe again

 

Told to not believe what they see nor hear

Unless uttered by faux “John Miller”

He authored the con of the century

On a yuge bathroom stall with a Sharpie

 

Their delusions quickly became quite clear

The con “will set us free”

 

Act I: Dotards and Dons

2. “34 Felony Crackdown”

[Part I]

Whoo, whoo-whoo, whoo-whoo

Born in a mansion, the son of a king

His shadow was opportunity

All the failures were greeted with a shrug

No consequences for all his f*ck-ups

 

The three-millionth time was no charm

The truth hatched, he’s more screwed than a chick at a farm

 

34 felony crackdown

There’s no misdemeanors to be found

His life of crime finally has a price

A rat behind bars, afraid of the mice

 

Whoo, whoo-whoo, whoo-whoo

His vests were always legal-proof

His Pampers, rat-hair, and clip-on ties too

Thought he’d get away with everything

Then he got smacked on the a$$ by Stormy

 

The three-millionth time was no charm

The truth hatched, he’s more screwed than a chick at a farm

 

34 felony crackdown

There’s no misdemeanors to be found

His life of crime finally has a price

A rat behind bars, afraid of the mice

 

[Part 2]

We are his, we are his loyal dumb sheep

Do all he says, still believe we are free

If he says “Inject Tide!” to clean our clothes

We’ll get naked and ask, “Where is the needle?!?”

 

The mob is where I felt I belonged

Took “Goodfellas” lit’rally

So I proudly joined the dotards and dons

Where I questioned authority

Where I never questioned authority (No!)

What they say will always go

Unless a whacking is on your bucket list

Then, by all means, just say NO!

 

No!

No!

No!

 

I don’t want to die, so I’ll trust and obey

Nod, smile, nod, smile, nod, smile, repeat

Hopefully my neck and face don’t hurt again

So many times I can say cheese

But for freedom that’s a minor price to pay (Shh!)

Sacrifice life to look creepy

Made to believe I’m free in mind, heart, and soul

No thoughts, feelings inside me

 

I know I am right

Everyone else is wrong

For the truth is on my side

On Opposite Day

 

[Part III]

Baa, sheep, in unison, baa, sheep

Making loud noises, all volume, no substance

Blah, sheep, in unison, blah, sheep

You’re the “Dumbfellas”: The dotards and dons

 

3. “No More Honesty”

Y’all want no more honesty? Y’all get no more honesty

Just a growing nose when he speaks - honestly

Y’all want no more honesty? Y’all get no more honesty

Just a growing nose when he speaks - honestly

Y’all want no more honesty? Y’all get no more honesty

Just a growing nose when he speaks - honestly

 

His mouth is an enemy to our democracy

His nasty-a$$ mouth is an enemy

Stick him in an infirmary, record-quickly

Mask him, stop the spread of his malarkey (chant “LOCK HIM UP!”)

He’ll say he’s not guilty, ask trailer parks for money

They’ll then sell Junior some Motel-6 blow (chant “LOCK HIM UP!”)

Poor little Donnie, forced to take responsibility

Karma is a b*tch and she wants some more (chant “LOCK HIM UP!”)

 

Y’all want no more honesty? Y’all get no more honesty

Just a growing nose when he speaks - honestly

Y’all want no more honesty? Y’all get no more honesty

Just a growing nose when he speaks - honestly

 

Only a matter of time

Til he’s punished for his crimes

Til he cries in the night and tissue stocks rise

 

Chant “LOCK HIM UP!”

Chant “LOCK HIM UP!”

 

Truth: His mouth is an enemy (chant “LOCK HIM UP!”)

So deplorable and nasty (chant “LOCK HIM UP!”)

Truth: His mouth is an enemy (chant “LOCK HIM UP!”)

Poor little Donnie, that b*tch Karma wants some bigly retribution

 

Y’all want no more honesty? Y’all get no more honesty

Just a growing nose when he speaks - honestly

Y’all want no more honesty? Y’all get no more honesty

Just a growing nose when he speaks - honestly

Y’all want no more honesty? Y’all get no more honesty

Just a growing nose when he speaks - honestly

 

(Y’all want no more honesty?)

He’ll say he’s not guilty, ask trailer parks for money

(Just a growing nose – honestly)

They’ll then sell Junior some Motel-6 blow (chant “LOCK HIM UP!”)

(Y’all get no more honesty)

Poor lil Donnie, forced to take responsibility

(Just a growing nose – honestly)

Karma is a b*tch and she wants some more (chant “LOCK HIM UP!”)

 

4. “¡Amar Old Glory Hole!”

Oh, glory hole, you’re a fantasy of his mind

What could be on the other side?

A porn star ready to spank him with his face?

His personal “doctor” saying, “Here’s something you can sniff”?

Unfortunately no, neither of those were the case

They’d be much too clean for his sick and demented tastes

Oh, glory hole, what he wants will never breathe

He’s grabbed it joyfully, while saying it makes us free

 

Glory hole, amar Old Glory hole

The stars and stripes he claims to always salute

Dodging drafts and attacking Golden Star families

There’s not a single brave bone in him

Glory hole, don’t worry, glory hole

Old Glory placed a restraining order against him

The judge said, “What the f*ck?!?,” but then, “I’ll allow it”

“I’m getting too old for this sh*t”

 

He started singing our banner (Glory hole!)

But remembered none of the words

“Jose built some rockets over there” (Glory hole!)

“Do the wave, watch ‘Twilight,’ and burst”

Standing tall, wearing a MAGA hat

 

Glory hole, don’t worry, glory hole

Old Glory will never embrace his filth

It’d rather be burned in a necessary protest

Than feel his puny hands on it

Glory hole, amar Old Glory hole

He f*cks the country over to keep from getting screwed

Whines that he’s the victim when he’s really the culprit

Such a man-baby, he is

 

So, glory hole, there’s no need to worry

He’ll be embraced by bars in time

Glory hole, yes, he’ll try to scurry

But will never outrun our stars and stripes

 

5. “Withholding the Bribery”

Speaking, he was only speaking

“I’ll give you that if you give me this,” no quid pro quo

Dealing, he is always dealing

“Four-hundred million for Biden’s dental records”

Reeling, his story is reeling

Like the Pinocchio-who-cried-wolf on steroids

Covers, he’s running for covers

But the bed he made he will now have to lie in

 

(Oh, boo-hoo)

He’s withholding the bribery

One even the blind can see

Guilty of fraud and conspiracy

Obstruction and being a pu$$y

 

He never thought he would be caught

He thought everything could be bought

Forgot technology exists

Thought TikTok was a clock for kids

 

Impeached for his crimes on two counts (Lock!)

Then acquitted by soul sell-outs (Him!)

He must have some dirt on them (Up!)

Lady G’s blow-up doll named Gym

 

Morals not a part of his life

He’d rather die than say he lied

About to face his comeuppance

“Mother’s disappointed,” says Mike Pence

 

A criminal (Lock)

He is a criminal (Him)

A criminal (Up)

He is a criminal (Now)

Each accusation is a confession

When he threatens, he says “I was…”

 

Speaking, he was only speaking

“I’ll give you that if you give me this,” no quid pro quo

Dealing, he is always dealing

“Four-hundred million for Biden’s dental records”

Reeling, his story is reeling

Like the Pinocchio-who-cried-wolf on steroids

Covers, he’s running for covers

But the bed he made he will now have to lie in

 

6. “Donnie’s a Zero”

He thinks he is seeing green, but is in the red

Dealt a winning hand, but still having to fold, as he turned casinos into sh*t

Vodka and steaks rarely miss, yet he couldn’t make a dime

The world’s greatest businessman, only if all others died

 

Hey-ho, Donnie’s a zero

Hey-ho, Donnie’s a zero

Hey-ho, Donnie’s a zero

Hey-ho, Donnie’s a zero

 

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

 

A big rat on his head he bought at the Dollar Store

He’s got the physique of a Chris Farley of Chippendales, only much less agile

With the complexion of a Cheeto that’s been worn

Hands so small, they were rejected by a circus-porn

 

Hey-ho, Donnie’s a zero

Hey-ho, Donnie’s a zero

Hey-ho, Donnie’s a zero

Hey-ho, Donnie’s a zero

 

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

 

Hey-ho, Donnie’s a zero

Hey-ho, Donnie’s a zero

Hey-ho, Donnie’s a zero

Hey-ho, Donnie’s a zero

 

7. “Stormy At Birth”

Melanie’s at home with their son

So, where’s he gone?

Getting milk, food at the store?

No, he met a porn star instead

In a bed

Husband, father of the year

 

He whips out his mini-mushroom

Then saying, “I was in the pool”

Pretending he was cool

He was finished before they started

Saying “Sign this and tell no one”

 

Life changed after his baby’s birth

Storm alert

One-thirty K to shut her up

This could hurt his chances of…with

Who’s the b*tch?

Melanie or Melanoma?

 

He whips out his mini-mushroom

Then saying, “I was in the pool”

Pretending he was cool

He was finished before they started

Saying “Sign this and tell no one”

 

He whips out his mini-mushroom

Then saying, “I was in the pool”

Pretending he was cool

He was finished before they started

Oh, God, yes, he is so screwed

 

Act II: Harlequins and Fakes

8. “He’s Jesus Nowhere”

Lesu anchiteze

Ese es quien es

“Trump Jesus was arrested by the Roman government”

(…yllaer ton tuB) …eH ma I dnA

 

They chant his name when he arrives

Give him all the money they don’t have

Thinking that will help them to survive

Though he doesn’t care that they’re alive

(Pay up!) For all his suits

(Pray now!) That he hears you

(Pay up!) So he can win

(Pray now!) The world will end

 

The guy thinks all the poor are weak

That they all smell like fruit and veggies

Loves no one but his stinky self

He even hates children and elves

 

The church goes in flames

When he decides to step in it

The Bible doesn’t say

Lard Cheeto F*ckstick is the savior

 

He says what the deaf want to hear

“Race don’t exist; whites are superior”

He’ll brag he’s a self-made man, raking in billions by himself

Gone bankrupt six times; asked for daddy’s help

 

He breaks every Commandment daily

He’d f*ck his own family

Would steal from a children’s charity

He’d even say “Jesus Christ is me!”

 

The church goes in flames

When he decides to step in it

The Bible doesn’t say

Lard Cheeto F*ckstick is the savior

 

“I am He”

But not really

“He is me”

If “he” is Judas

 

He rebels against what’s good and right

Boobs and dollars always cloud his mind

The “Rule” – the only thing not Golden

Do unto others as would Satan

 

The church goes in flames

When he decides to step in it

The Bible doesn’t say

Lard F*ckstick is the savior

 

‘Men!

 

9. “Pisstaker”

Not one, but six!

 

So, my name is Donnie; I’ve got no money; owned by the Russian mob

Together do some “laundry,” or they’ll clean me out (Oh, no-no)

So, I call my Vlady; I’m on hold, hold, hold, hold, hold

After five hours, he says, “Why don’t you just leave us alone?”

So, I wear a bracelet, as a reminder; asks “What Would Vlady Do?”

If my Cabinet protests it, I say “You are screwed!” (Oh, yeah-yeah)

So, I call a guy, who says, “Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait”

“I know what he did in the summer of sixty-eight”

 

Showers, the golden showers

There are powers with the tapes

Pee on my a$$ and face

So, whatever Vlady says, I trust and obey

 

So, his name is Donnie; he’s lost some money; is owned by the mob

He’s on a choke-collar, so they don’t bark (Ruff, ruff, ruff)

So, he’s always their b*tch, arf, arf, arf, arf, arf, arf, arf

If they say to, he’ll lick his balls if one is left

So, he has no control, but wants to act like he’s really strong

Even though his muscles look like nothing more than fluff (fluff, fluff, fluff)

So, I’m a pisstaker, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha

Little Donnie, take it away again for the chorus

 

Showers, the golden showers

There are powers with the tapes

Pee on my a$$ and face

So, whatever Vlady says, I trust and obey

 

So, now I’m tired of doing the mob favors

Being the butt of “showers” jokes by pisstakers

Shit, I’ve got a call from someone named Popovsky (“Ha, ha, ha”)

“You better not take off, for we hold your golden fate”

“We know what he did in the summer of sixty-eight”

“We know what he did in the summer of sixty-eight”

“We know what he did in the summer of sixty-eight”

“We know what he did in the summer of sixty-eight”

 

10. “Harassing All Women and Girls”

She’d rather suffer a migraine, gout, and kidney stones than shake his hand

She’d rather get a full-face tattoo of a$$ than smell his stench

She’d rather recreate “Titanic” sinking than hear him scream her name

They want nothing to do with him; he’s harassing all women and girls

 

She’d rather skydive without a parachute than feel his lips on hers

She’d rather always hallucinate than see his tiny mushroom

She’d rather be waterboarded than hear the torture of his words

She’d rather serve a life-sentence than spend just one second with him

 

He’s a third-world, sh*t-hole country, only in semi-human form

They want nothing to do with him; he’s harassing all women and girls

 

She’d rather die a virgin than be within six-feet of his “wherever”

She’d rather have hair like Fester than feel what’s on his head

She’d rather spin in F-5 tornadoes than for him to twirl her

She’d rather forever sleep than find him in her bed

 

He’s a sh*t-hole country, only in semi-human form

They want nothing to do with him; he’s still harassing all women and girls

 

She’d rather suffer a migraine, gout, and kidney stones than shake his hand

She’d rather get a full-face tattoo of a$$ than smell his stench

She’d rather spin in F-5 tornadoes than for him to twirl her

They want nothing to do with him; he’s still harassing all women and girls

 

Ooh, burn

Mic drop

Ooh, burn

 

11. “Daughter’s Sexy”

Incestuous and grossness

He can’t stop saying, “Look, my daughter’s sexy”

Incestuous and nauseous

“A 10; hotter than yours; my daughter’s sexy”

 

He’ll make the comment on a talk show

“I’d hit that if she weren’t my daughter”

Everyone and their moms start to cringe

Then whisper, “What the f*ck is wrong with him?!?”

He’s the leader of the Greedy Old Perverts

 

Incestuous and grossness

He can’t stop saying, “Look, my daughter’s sexy”

Incestuous and nauseous

“A 10; hotter than yours; my daughter’s sexy”

 

It’s one thing to say your kid’s cute

Calling them “hot” is kinda stretching it

Like a Donald J. Trump in spandex

Yet little Donnie has no regrets

He’s the leader of the Greedy Old Perverts

 

Incestuous and grossness

He can’t stop saying, “Look, my daughter’s sexy”

Incestuous and nauseous

“A 10; hotter than yours; my daughter’s sexy”

 

Incestuous and grossness

He can’t stop saying, “Look, my daughter’s sexy”

Incestuous and nauseous

“A 10; hotter than yours; my…”

 

12. “¿Amar Old Glory Hole? (Brittle Don)”

Brittle Don, brittle Don, you’re always cryin’

You lost another suit – this one for lyin’

Brittle con, brittle con, the truth is hurtin’

The odds of you outside a cell and workin’

 

Far away is where we think you should go

Somewhere between Saturn and Uranus

Stay in space until you float to Pluto

We’ll salute with middle fingers, standing tall and proud

 

Brittle Don, brittle Don, your bones are crackin’

And, as always, your muscles are a-lackin’

Brittle con, brittle con, your schemes are slackin’

You just don’t seem to have any laws’ backin’

Can’t skirt them (Anymore!) Anymore, you lame layperson

Think this is bad? Just wait till you’re in prison

Brittle Don, brittle Don, you’re weak as plastic

In Webster’s your picture is next to “flaccid”

 

Far away is where we think you should go

Somewhere between Saturn and Uranus

Stay in space until you float to Pluto

We’ll salute with middle fingers, standing tall and proud

 

Tears of your hammies when you walk to the fridge

With it being just three feet from your rocker (Rock away!)

Your phony doctor saying you’re in peak shape

As you break ribs eating crackers

 

Far away is where we think you should go

Somewhere between Saturn and Uranus

Stay in space until you float to Pluto

Salute middle fingers

 

13. “Senseless Mind Syndrome”

His IQ is in the high teens

What’s left in his head constantly shrinking

A confined vocabulary

Just two-letter words, maybe three

 

He’s ignorant of everything

From physics to human anatomy

Thinks Einstein was just bread with cheese

That femurs were types of monkeys

 

It’s outdated, dissipated

His brain had its day, so he says again, again

 

He’s concocted another word

He may not drink, but it sounds like a slur

It’s not a noun and not a verb

What it is no one can be sure

 

He acts like an illiterate

If one gets poetic, “He can’t read for sh*t”

“Bigly” words are his nemesis

Like “ambiguity” or “twit”

 

When thoughts escape him, they avail him

More room between the ears for hot-air to travel through

 

Thoughts are vacant, he is ancient

He is his own worst enemy

Not a victim, but a villain

An enemy to you and me

To everybody

 

It’s outdated, dissipated

He is his own worst enemy

When thoughts escape him, they avail him

An enemy to you and me

He’s a villain of cognition

An enemy to you and me

He’s a villain of cognition

An enemy to you and me

 

Act III: You’re Accused and Betrayed

14. “You’re Accused and Betrayed”

Insurrection!

 

He will bail you all out

At least that’s what he says

He has told thirty-thousand lies

So, his promises aren’t worth a sh*t

Y’all get flocked up; baa; and spout

QAnon gibberish

Attack police, what’s free

Because you’re patriotic

 

So, Donnie eats his Whoppers

As you’re handcuffed and put away

Guess it really sucks to be you

You’re accused and betrayed

 

He will watch as you go down

Viking helmets and all

His show isn’t going well

Prepped for you to take the fall

You are the clowns

Go ahead, grab the flagpoles

Hit democracy’s mouth

In their graves, our Founders turn

Witnessing nooses form

Pence hangs around

 

So, Donnie eats his Whoppers

As you’re handcuffed and put away

Guess it really sucks to be you

You’re accused and betrayed

 

Mass-deception, repetition

Until your small brain faces yuge evaporation

 

Mass-deception, repetition

Until your small brain faces yuge evaporation

Mass-deception, repetition

Until your small brain faces bigly…

 

He will bail you all out

At least that’s what he says

He’s a liar, dic[tator] complier

Seemingly unable to pull out

He will bail you all out

 

L-O-C-K-E-M!

L-O-C-K-E-M!

L-O-C-K-E-M!

L-O-C-K-E-M!

 

15. “Erratic Days”

Playing Candy Crush at a quarter to two on Monday afternoon

Before throwing Skittles about the room, shouting, “Where in the f*ck’s the blue?”

Next saying, “I guess orange will do, and this purple sh*t too”

All while watching cartoons he calls “news”

 

Unpredictability on speed

Yes, no, yes, maybe

 

He’s up one minute, the next minute down

He goes sideways and then diagonal

The guy has had some erratic days

 

He’ll sniff uncontrollably at a nationally-televised speech

And then be unable to blow his nose for a couple to three weeks

He’ll run a MAGAt marathon in his sleep

And strain muscles when he breathes

He only ever works in his dreams

 

He’s a loose cannon awake or asleep

Yes, no, yes, maybe

 

He’s up one minute, the next minute down

He goes sideways and then diagonal

The guy has had some erratic days

 

He’s up one minute, the next minute down

He goes sideways and then diagonal

The guy has had some erratic days

 

He’s had some erratic days

January through December

For as long as The Jesus can remember

 

Anger builds inside as he boasts loudly

Hunger grows while he’s eating

His mouth dirtier every time it’s cleaned

Brain shrinks if he’s ever thinking

 

Adderall seems to be working today

Flying high as a kite (So f*cking high)

Squinting like a drunk reading braille

The teleprompter moving in his mind

Yes, no, yes, maybe

 

He’s up one minute, the next minute down

He goes sideways and then diagonal

The guy has had some erratic days

 

He’s up one minute, the next minute down

He goes sideways and then diagonal

The guy has had some erratic days

 

He’s up one minute, the next minute down

He goes sideways and then diagonal

The guy has had some erratic days

 

He’s up one minute, the next minute down

He goes sideways and then diagonal

The guy has had some erratic days

 

Erratic days

 

16. “Slim-to-None Funds”

Do you know who they’re stealing from?

Charities named after them

The dollars keep rolling in

Diverted to greens and bogey-men

Claiming donations as grifts

They’ve sunk lower than piles of sh*t

The depths of Satan’s fiery pit?

Lower than it

 

None, slim-to-none funds

Take from children

Give to themselves

None, slim-to-none funds

They are the world’s biggest grassholes

Pulling for hell

 

Driving around in their gold carts

Crashing before they even start

As they blame Soros and RuPaul

News breaks of their organization’s scam

They don’t know irons from woods

Yet stole from the kids for these goods

Than the South Pole is cold, they’re

Lower than it

 

None, slim-to-none funds

Take from children

Give to themselves

None, slim-to-none funds

They are the world’s biggest grassholes

Pulling for hell

 

They’re always slicing to the right

Their white balls they can never find

“Mark us down for two,” they will say

Flipping birdies to youngsters on the front and back nine

 

Further than you could ever attempt

Even the devil is impressed

At a point where nothing can drop

Lower than it

 

None, slim-to-none funds

Take from children

Give to themselves

None, slim-to-none funds

They are the world’s biggest grassholes

 

None, slim-to-none funds

Take from children

Give to themselves

None, slim-to-none funds

They are the world’s biggest grassholes

 

Pulling for hell

 

17. “Orwellian Poetry” (A. “Woke Insomnia” / B. “Project Real”)

[Part 1: Orwellian Poetry]

It was the con of the century

It read like Orwellian poetry

Too blinded by their own hypocrisy

To see the dystopian irony

Their delusions quickly became quite clear

The con “will set us free”

 

[Part 2: Woke Insomnia]

Insomnia

Woke insomnia

Woke insomnia

Woke insomnia

 

They’re wide awake and unable to sleep

 

For days on end, they can no longer think

Dwindled is perception of reality

Woke, but not alert to their surroundings

“Truth isn’t truth,” “Don’t believe what you see”

“You’ll grow a third arm with the vaccines”

“The lone cure for COVID is Febreze”

This is what happens when Trump leads the GOP; they come down with

 

Insomnia

Woke insomnia

Woke insomnia

Woke insomnia

 

‘Nother day, ‘nother denial of truth

Masked with the flag and other comfort food

Empty-rhetoric symbols, no follow-through

A lack of sleep, mentally weak

“Doctors don’t know science”

“It’s not guns; drag-shows cause gun violence”

“Democracy will be saved if we destroy it”

MGT, Cruz, Graham, Gaetz, Bobo, and Jordan have all contracted

 

Insomnia

Woke insomnia

Woke insomnia

Woke insomnia

 

Completely sober, yet their speech is slurred

Can’t see straight; their vision’s blurred

Trouble moving, they try to call Uber

Awareness – an all-time low

“The bottom is the top”

“Fauci’s leader of the mob”

“With the most votes, Biden lost”

Will they ever sleep to wake up?

 

[Part 3: Project Real]

Accusations are confessions – project real

Accusations are confessions – project real

Accusations are confessions – project real

Accusations are confessions – project real

 

When they said to lock “her” up, they actually meant “Trump”

When Trump claimed that Biden interfered, he meant himself

“You stole candy!,” as they munch on “free” M&Ms

“O.J. killed his wife!” is just them saying “We did it!”

 

Accusations are confessions – project real

Accusations are confessions – project real

Accusations are confessions – project real

Accusations are confessions – project real

 

Get ahead of the story and blame someone else

But like a gymnast named Kama Sutra – you f*cked yourself

 

They point their fingers with a mirror staring back

A giant reflection of their guilt, about to crack

Their string of good luck is getting ready to end

As all of their allegations come right back to them

You hate Kaepernick, yet you took a knee

Gay men don’t hump sheep, but you f*cked one just last week

You call blacks lazy when you don’t work at all

The GOP tries to lie, yet projects the real

 

Accusations are confessions – project real

Accusations are confessions – project real

Accusations are confessions – project real

Accusations are confessions – project real

 

(Woke insomnia) Accusations are confessions – project real

(Woke insomnia) Accusations are confessions – project real

(Woke insomnia) Accusations are confessions – project real

(Woke insomnia) Accusations are confessions – project real

(Woke insomnia) Accusations are confessions – project real

(Woke insomnia) Accusations are confessions – project real

(Woke insomnia) Accusations are confessions – project real

(Woke insomnia) Accusations are confessions – project real

(Woke insomnia) Accusations are confessions – project real

(Woke insomnia) Accusations are confessions – project real

 

18. “Right the Right”

Been off course for a while

Siri’s a woman

So, they go in the opposite direction

They don’t know where they are

Or where they’re heading

But would rather wreck than admit they were wrong

 

Let’s control the wheel and right the right

They need our help; they’re too drunk to drive

Let’s control the wheel and right the right

They should prob’ly sleep it off tonight

 

Approaching a red sign

Instead of stopping

They shout “OCTAGON!”

Sirens flashing

Figure they’re for someone else, so they speed up

Start firing guns, yelling “BLUE LIVES MATTER!”

 

Let’s control the wheel and right the right

They need our help; they’re too drunk to drive

Let’s control the wheel and right the right

They should prob’ly sleep it off tonight

 

They’ve been off course too long

Tank’s about empty

Yet still believing thoughts and prayers will refill it

So, they then close their eyes while behind the wheel

‘Cause apparently cars don’t drive cars; Jesus does

 

Let’s control the wheel and right the right

They need our help; they’re too drunk to drive

Let’s control the wheel and right the right

They should prob’ly sleep it off tonight

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