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Transcript for Podcast: "I Feel Snitty," Episode 218: “'¡Amar Old Glory Hole!' (parody based off Green Day’s song '¡Viva la Gloria!')" is now available!

Podcast: I Feel Snitty

Episode 218: “¡Amar Old Glory Hole!" (parody based off Green Day’s song "¡Viva la Gloria!")

Premiere Date: 5/5/2023

Length: 3:31 (262 words)

Link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/%c2%a1amar-old-glory-hole-parody-based-off-green-day-s-song-%c2%a1viva-la-gloria/

Transcript: 

“¡Amar Old Glory Hole!”

Oh, glory hole, you’re a fantasy of his mind

What could be on the other side?

A porn star ready to spank him with his face?

His personal “doctor” saying, “Here’s something you can sniff”?

Unfortunately no, neither of those were the case

They’d be much too clean for his sick and demented tastes

Oh, glory hole, what he wants will never breathe

He’s grabbed it joyfully, while saying it makes us free

 

Glory hole, amar Old Glory hole

The stars and stripes he claims to always salute

Dodging drafts and attacking Golden Star families

There’s not a single brave bone in him

Glory hole, don’t worry, glory hole

Old Glory placed a restraining order against him

The judge said, “What the f*ck?!?,” but then, “I’ll allow it”

“I’m getting too old for this sh*t”

 

He started singing our banner (Glory hole!)

But remembered none of the words

“Jose built some rockets over there” (Glory hole!)

“Do the wave, watch ‘Twilight,’ and burst”

Standing tall, wearing a MAGA hat

 

Glory hole, don’t worry, glory hole

Old Glory will never embrace his filth

It’d rather be burned in a necessary protest

Than feel his puny hands on it

Glory hole, amar Old Glory hole

He f*cks the country over to keep from getting screwed

Whines that he’s the victim when he’s really the culprit

Such a man-baby, he is

 

So, glory hole, there’s no need to worry

He’ll be embraced by bars in time

Glory hole, yes, he’ll try to scurry

But will never outrun our stars and stripes

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