Transcript for Podcast: "I Feel Snitty," Episode 224: ”'Harassing All Women and Girls' (parody based off Green Day’s song 'Last of the American Girls')" is now available!
Podcast: I Feel Snitty
Episode 224: "Harassing All Women and Girls" (parody based off Green Day’s song "Last of the American Girls")
Premiere Date: 5/5/2023
Length: 3:52 (245 words)
Transcript:
“Harassing All Women and Girls”
She’d rather suffer a migraine, gout, and kidney stones than shake his hand
She’d rather get a full-face tattoo of a$$ than smell his stench
She’d rather recreate “Titanic” sinking than hear him scream her name
They want nothing to do with him; he’s harassing all women and girls
She’d rather skydive without a parachute than feel his lips on hers
She’d rather always hallucinate than see his tiny mushroom
She’d rather be waterboarded than hear the torture of his words
She’d rather serve a life-sentence than spend just one second with him
He’s a third-world, sh*t-hole country, only in semi-human form
They want nothing to do with him; he’s harassing all women and girls
She’d rather die a virgin than be within six-feet of his “wherever”
She’d rather have hair like Fester than feel what’s on his head
She’d rather spin in F-5 tornadoes than for him to twirl her
She’d rather forever sleep than find him in her bed
He’s a sh*t-hole country, only in semi-human form
They want nothing to do with him; he’s still harassing all women and girls
She’d rather suffer a migraine, gout, and kidney stones than shake his hand
She’d rather get a full-face tattoo of a$$ than smell his stench
She’d rather spin in F-5 tornadoes than for him to twirl her
They want nothing to do with him; he’s still harassing all women and girls
Ooh, burn
Mic drop
Ooh, burn
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