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Transcript for Podcast: "I Feel Snitty," Episode 222: ”'He’s Jesus Nowhere' (parody based off Green Day’s song 'East Jesus Nowhere')" is now available!

Podcast: I Feel Snitty

Episode 222: "He’s Jesus Nowhere" (parody based off Green Day’s song "East Jesus Nowhere")

Premiere Date: 5/5/2023

Length: 4:36 (268 words)

Link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/he-s-jesus-nowhere-parody-based-off-green-day-s-song-east-jesus-nowhere/

Transcript: 

“He’s Jesus Nowhere”

Lesu anchiteze

Ese es quien es

“Trump Jesus was arrested by the Roman government”

(…yllaer ton tuB) …eH ma I dnA

 

They chant his name when he arrives

Give him all the money they don’t have

Thinking that will help them to survive

Though he doesn’t care that they’re alive

(Pay up!) For all his suits

(Pray now!) That he hears you

(Pay up!) So he can win

(Pray now!) The world will end

 

The guy thinks all the poor are weak

That they all smell like fruit and veggies

Loves no one but his stinky self

He even hates children and elves

 

The church goes in flames

When he decides to step in it

The Bible doesn’t say

Lard Cheeto F*ckstick is the savior

 

He says what the deaf want to hear

“Race don’t exist; whites are superior”

He’ll brag he’s a self-made man, raking in billions by himself

Gone bankrupt six times; asked for daddy’s help

 

He breaks every Commandment daily

He’d f*ck his own family

Would steal from a children’s charity

He’d even say “Jesus Christ is me!”

 

The church goes in flames

When he decides to step in it

The Bible doesn’t say

Lard Cheeto F*ckstick is the savior

 

“I am He”

But not really

“He is me”

If “he” is Judas

 

He rebels against what’s good and right

Boobs and dollars always cloud his mind

The “Rule” – the only thing not Golden

Do unto others as would Satan

 

The church goes in flames

When he decides to step in it

The Bible doesn’t say

Lard F*ckstick is the savior

 

‘Men!

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