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Transcript for Podcast: "I Feel Snitty," Episode 227: ”'Senseless Mind Syndrome' (parody based off Green Day’s 'Restless Heart Syndrome')" is now available!

Podcast: I Feel Snitty

Episode 227: "Senseless Mind Syndrome" (parody based off Green Day’s "Restless Heart Syndrome")

Premiere Date: 5/5/2023

Length: 4:18 (200 words)

Link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/senseless-mind-syndrome-parody-based-off-green-day-s-restless-heart-syndrome/

Transcript: 

“Senseless Mind Syndrome”

His IQ is in the high teens

What’s left in his head constantly shrinking

A confined vocabulary

Just two-letter words, maybe three

 

He’s ignorant of everything

From physics to human anatomy

Thinks Einstein was just bread with cheese

That femurs were types of monkeys

 

It’s outdated, dissipated

His brain had its day, so he says again, again

 

He’s concocted another word

He may not drink, but it sounds like a slur

It’s not a noun and not a verb

What it is no one can be sure

 

He acts like an illiterate

If one gets poetic, “He can’t read for sh*t”

“Bigly” words are his nemesis

Like “ambiguity” or “twit”

 

When thoughts escape him, they avail him

More room between the ears for hot-air to travel through

 

Thoughts are vacant, he is ancient

He is his own worst enemy

Not a victim, but a villain

An enemy to you and me

To everybody

 

It’s outdated, dissipated

He is his own worst enemy

When thoughts escape him, they avail him

An enemy to you and me

He’s a villain of cognition

An enemy to you and me

He’s a villain of cognition

An enemy to you and me

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