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Romney 5 is alive!!!

For those of you whom have never seen the film "Short Circuit" and are wondering what in the hell I'm talking about, the main character in the film - a robot named Johnny 5 - is known for saying, "Johnny 5 is alive!" as well as, "Need input! More input!"

Now that we've established that, the Republican Party is going to try and establish the image that their leader for this upcoming election - Mitt Romney - is a warm fellow. While it seems a decent percentage of Republicans believe President Obama is not a "real" American, a decent percentage of both parties seem to believe that Romney is not human. So, it appears as if at the Republican National Convention, the party will attempt to prove this - especially Mitt's own wife, Ann.

She will likely start her speech by showing a picture of the family driving cross country, going on a vacation of sorts. The kids will be in the back of the car, she'll be in the passenger seat, Mitt will be in the driver's seat and on the roof will be the family dog. Video clips will then be displayed of Romney flip-flopping on issues such as: Abortion, global warming, gay rights, gun control , healthcare reform and his wife, Ann. The screen will then show Romney pointing and laughing, as Donald Trump's voice can be heard saying, "You're fired." The video will close with, "Come on. Could a robot be this big of an a**hole? Vote Romney 2012." The before-mentioned robot from "Short Circuit" would end the with the line, "Romney 5 is alive!"

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/08/20/us/politics/romney-campaign-works-feverishly-to-project-relaxed-image.html?_r=1

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