I really have to wonder sometimes what people are smoking when they post some of the things they do on Facebook. I just came across another one of these "what-the-hell-is-he-smoking" posts.
Someone I know just posted a sign which says the following:
"Liberal Rape Tips: Urinate on yourself to ruin the rapist's mood.
Conservative Rape Tips: Pull out a Glock - and make him piss HIMSELF!"
Are Republicans ever going to learn it's probably best that they don't talk about rape? Between Todd "vaginas-have-a-way-to-shut-that-whole-thing-down" Akin and Richard "it's-part-of-God's-plan" Mourdock's comments about rape being the ultimate deciding factor in their Congressional losses this past November, I'd think the GOP would send a memo around, which read, "Don't talk about rape!"
But, here we go, just 3.5 months after election day, hearing another lovely Republican quote about rape:
"Liberal Rape Tips: Urinate on yourself to ruin the rapist's mood.
Conservative Rape Tips: Pull out a Glock - and make him piss HIMSELF!"
That's right, ladies and gentlemen, even though male Republicans in Congress have illustrated about as much knowledge with regard to rape as newborns have in quoting Shakespeare, conservatives' strategy to prevent rape is better than the liberals'! If the "Glock" fails, however, these same conservatives will say, "I don't care about your rights! Have the freaking baby! Geez!"
My only "rape tip" is for conservatives in Congress (and whoever created the before-mentioned sign for Facebook) - take a class on the definition, history, and effects/affects of rape and then go to a support group to hear rape victims' testimonies. Perhaps that will offer some new insight and prevent them from sounding more ignorant on the matter than I am about how to get pregnant (I still don't know how Arnold Schwarzenegger pulled it off in Junior...).
Someone I know just posted a sign which says the following:
"Liberal Rape Tips: Urinate on yourself to ruin the rapist's mood.
Conservative Rape Tips: Pull out a Glock - and make him piss HIMSELF!"
Are Republicans ever going to learn it's probably best that they don't talk about rape? Between Todd "vaginas-have-a-way-to-shut-that-whole-thing-down" Akin and Richard "it's-part-of-God's-plan" Mourdock's comments about rape being the ultimate deciding factor in their Congressional losses this past November, I'd think the GOP would send a memo around, which read, "Don't talk about rape!"
But, here we go, just 3.5 months after election day, hearing another lovely Republican quote about rape:
"Liberal Rape Tips: Urinate on yourself to ruin the rapist's mood.
Conservative Rape Tips: Pull out a Glock - and make him piss HIMSELF!"
That's right, ladies and gentlemen, even though male Republicans in Congress have illustrated about as much knowledge with regard to rape as newborns have in quoting Shakespeare, conservatives' strategy to prevent rape is better than the liberals'! If the "Glock" fails, however, these same conservatives will say, "I don't care about your rights! Have the freaking baby! Geez!"
My only "rape tip" is for conservatives in Congress (and whoever created the before-mentioned sign for Facebook) - take a class on the definition, history, and effects/affects of rape and then go to a support group to hear rape victims' testimonies. Perhaps that will offer some new insight and prevent them from sounding more ignorant on the matter than I am about how to get pregnant (I still don't know how Arnold Schwarzenegger pulled it off in Junior...).
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