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Donald Trump sues Bill Maher over orangutan joke

I now think that Donald Trump is much more than just sexy, which is kind of a given. The term "brilliant" simply doesn't do the man any justice.

The man who was voted as having the sexiest rat-hair in the world - in a private poll where he was the only participant - is suing Bill Maher for $5 million.

During an appearance by Maher on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, he stated that if Trump could prove he's not the "spawn of his mother having sex with an orangutan," he'd donate $5 million to the charity of Trump's choice. This was in response to Trump offering to donate $5 million to charity if President Obama would release his college and passport records.

Trump sent Maher information allegedly proving he was not born via his mother and an orangutan doing the horizontal mambo.

When asked about the comedian's orangutan remark, Trump said, "I don't think he was joking. He said it with venom. That was venom. That wasn't a joke..."

If the case moves forward, the following dialogue will likely ensue between the judge and Mr. Trump, who would naturally be representing himself:

Judge Facepalm: "So, let me get this straight - you're wanting $5 million from this man because you feel you were able to prove that you're not the product of your mother having sex with an orangutan?"

Trump: "That's right, your honor."

Facepalm: "You do realize the man is a comedian, correct?"

Trump: "Well, that's just an opinion."

Facepalm: "That's kind of how he makes a living."

Trump: "But, it's still an opinion. He said it with venom, your honor. That was no joke."

Facepalm: "You also realize he said this on a late-night comedy show, correct?"

Trump: "Again, that's just opinion."

Facepalm: "You may not find Jay Leno funny, but he gets paid to tell jokes late Monday through Friday."

Trump: "No disrespect, your honor, but I disagree."

Facepalm: "Okay... Also, you realize that he was simply mocking you for offering to donate $5 million to charity if President Obama released his college and passport records, correct?"

Trump: "Venom, your honor. Pure venom."

Facepalm: "I'm going to dismiss this case, because after seeing you in person and hearing you speak, Mr. Trump, I'm still not convinced you're not the product of your mother and an orangutan doing the nasty. ...no disrespect to orangutans."

Also in light of this news, Weird Al Yankovic is rumored to be writing a song based off The Presidents of the United States' tune "Lump," and will call it "Trump." The chorus will go something like this:

"He's Trump, He's Trump,
He's in his head,
He's Trump, He's Trump, He's Trump,
He might need meds."


http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/lookout/trump-sues-maher-5-million-joke-170038270.html

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