With Valentine's Day just a week away, I was thinking Dick Cheney should start designing and distributing his own Hallmark cards, especially those geared toward the day devoted to celebrating love.
On one such card, the front would display Cheney snarling, and aiming a gun at a friend's (or a date's) face.
The inside of the card would then read:
"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You look like a bird to me,
So f**k you!
Happy Valentine's Day!"
This looks to be a sure-fire winner and will likely just be the start of the Angry Dick Hallmark card series. Angry Dick Hallmark cards - they've got a mind of their own!
On one such card, the front would display Cheney snarling, and aiming a gun at a friend's (or a date's) face.
The inside of the card would then read:
"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You look like a bird to me,
So f**k you!
Happy Valentine's Day!"
This looks to be a sure-fire winner and will likely just be the start of the Angry Dick Hallmark card series. Angry Dick Hallmark cards - they've got a mind of their own!
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