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A sex toy for Michele Bachmann

Anti-everything alleged Bible-loving demon woman - Michele Bachmann - was recently sent a massager from a conservative consultant group to aid her with her migraines. Upon closer inspection, however, it appears as though the Columbus-based Strategy Group for Media tried providing Ms. Bachmann with a massager to provide relief, pleasure, and aid of a different kind.

As Buzzfeed stated:

"...[He] intended to give Bachmann a vibrating head massager to help alleviate her migraines, and that the employee he sent to buy the gift accidentally purchased something that more closely resembled a sex toy - and sent it to her office."

While it's unlikely that Representative Bachmann truly needed a device to provide her aid down yonder, that doesn't mean we can't have some fun with the possibility.

Here are three Bachmann quotes and my new thoughts on them in light of this new bit of news:

- "Why should I go and do something like that? But the Lord says, 'Be submissive wives; you are to be submissive to your husbands."

...unless you have a device handy, and then that should do the trick - often times better than the husbands!


- "During the last 100 days we have seen an orgy. It would make any local smorgasbord embarrassed...The government spent its wad by April 26."

She saw an orgy, eh? So that's what got her going and prompted her to get a vibrator. Now it's all making sense.


- "And what a bizarre time we're in, when a judge will say to little children that you can't say the pledge of allegiance, but you must learn that homosexuality is normal and you should try it."

Yeah, speaking of "normal," rumor has it that following Ms. Bachmann's final term in office, she'll go on a public speaking tour, called, "As Normal as Masturbation in the Office."


http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/07/17/michele-bachmann-vibrator-conservative-consultants_n_3611097.html

http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/republicans/a/michele-bachmann-quotes.htm

http://www.businessinsider.com/michele-bachmann-quotes-2011-6?op=1#ixzz2ZQLZa3PM

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/the-10-craziest-michele-bachmann-quotes

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