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No offense, Glenn Beck, but you're a tool...

Glenn Beck is at it again - spreading stupidity, I mean, conspiracies (there's often times a thin line between the two).

It appears as if Beck believes the government might be lying about Secretary of State John Kerry's wife (Teresa Heinz Kerry) being recently hospitalized. Beck has criticized Kerry for allegedly being on his boat in Nantucket while the chaos in Egypt unfolded last week.

The State Department responded to the photographs showing Kerry on his boat by saying the following:

"While he (Kerry) was briefly on his boat on Wednesday, Secretary Kerry worked around the clock all day including participating in the President's meeting with his national security council."

Beck then responded to both this and the news about Kerry's wife in this manner:

"Instead of telling you the truth, [the government] says [Kerry] is definitely not on his boat. Until the pictures actually show up and then, 'Okay, he was on his boat.' And you expect me to believe that Mrs. Ketchup is in critical condition? I mean no offense, maybe she is."

Oh, no offense taken. A woman's life was in jeopardy, Beck insinuates her health situation was fabricated, yet then immediately says that he doesn't mean offense.

Segueing from that, I have to imagine Beck will utter the following lines at some point in his life (if he hasn't already):

- "You expect me to believe their 20-year old dog died? I mean, no offense or anything, but still..."

- "You expect me to believe a straight dude got AIDS from having lots of unprotected sex with lots of women? No offense, but give me a break!"

- "You expect me to believe that people actually listen to and believe what I say? No offense, but are people really that stupid?"

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/07/09/glenn-beck-teresa-heinz-kerry-critical-condition_n_3566316.html

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