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New Hampshire state Senator Andy Sanborn cracks a joke about the San Francisco plane crash

Wanna see an example of a man who is filled with both a tremendous amount of class and a great sense of humor? Then look no further than Republican New Hampshire state senator Andy Sanborn.

While engaging in a discussion with former state Senator Ray White on WTPL-FM in Concord, New Hampshire, Sanborn said the following when he compared this past weekend's plane crash in San Francisco, which killed two people and injured over 180 others, to Obamacare:

"Now that this thing (Obamacare) is barreling down on us like a jet landing into San Francisco, it's (Sanborn laughs) it should make people really concerned."

The state putz, I mean senator, then told WMUR.com that he had no recollection of making such a comment. The tape was then played for him and he responded by saying, "If I offended anyone, I am sorry."

"If" he offended anyone, he's sorry. Yeah, that's the sign of a genuine apology right there - and don't worry, senator, your cracking a joke and laughing about two people whom were killed and 180 others whom were injured didn't offend a single person.

While he's at it, Mr. Sanborn might as well continue his offensive-not-meant-to-be-offensive comedy tour with the following bits and sincere "apologies":

Sanborn comedy: "Obamacare is going to pound us harder than that woman who was raped in town last week!"

Sanborn apology: "If I offended anyone, I am sorry."


Sanborn comedy: "Obamacare is going to come firing at us harder than the bullets in Newtown!"

Sanborn apology: "If I offended anyone, I am sorry."


Sanborn comedy: "Obamacare is going to cause more destruction than terrorists did to the Twin Towers on 9/11!"

Sanborn apology: "If I offended anyone, I am sorry."


From this point forward, if Mr. Sanborn so much as speaks, he should immediately follow his inevitably stupid commentary by saying, "If I opened my mouth, I am sorry." Yes, as are we all...

http://thinkprogress.org/politics/2013/07/10/2276581/new-hampshire-republican-compares-obamacare-to-deadly-san-francisco-crash/

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/07/09/andy-sanborn-new-hampshire-obamacare_n_3570495.html

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