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Jeb Bush was apparently Hispanic in 2009

It's being reported that, in 2009, former Florida Governor Jeb Bush incorrectly labeled himself as Hispanic on his voter-registration application. While it was probably just an honest mistake, that doesn't mean we can't have a little fun with it, right?

Here are some of the things I believe Jeb said during his short time as an apparent Hispanic:

- "The name's Jeb, but my real name is Jebbo, pronounced 'Heh-bow'."

- "It was my New Year's resolution to become Hispanic and just look at me now!"

- "I wonder how my brother Jorge Jr. and my father Jorge Sr. are doing."

- "Ah, Taco Bell! Now that's real Mexican food right there! Yum!"

- "Why does it seem like people still see me as white? I think they misunderestimate my Hispanicness."

http://time.com/3772081/jeb-bush-hispanic/

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