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Rand Paul's all about the "eductation!"

Kentucky senator and politician voted most likely to start a hair product called Randgaine - Rand Paul - yesterday announced that he would run for president in the 2016 election. Like what happened to Texas Senator Ted Cruz shortly after announcing he'd be running for president, however, Rand ran into, what online doctors would call a website boo-boo (yes, that's the technical term, in my mind anyway).

In the education section of Rand Paul's website, a video was showcased with the Kentucky senator speaking about this very topic. What was the title of this video? "Rand Paul Opposes A One-Size-Fits-All Approach to Eductation."

Yes, that's right, in the education portion of his website, the Rand Paul team misspelled "eductation." It's no wonder the Kentucky senator opposes a one-size-fits-all approach to education. He even believes there should be more than one correct spelling for "eductation."

In light of the hilarious typo, I thought I'd have a little fun with it.

- At his next karaoke bash, expect Rand Paul to sing the following lyrics to Pink Floyd's song "Another Brick in the Wall":

"We don't need no eductation."


- Spelling bee moderator: "Spell 'education.'"

Rand Paul: "E-D-U-C, uh, tation."

Moderator: "Incorrect"

Paul: "The first 't' is silent!"


- Introducing Rand Paul's new campaign slogan: "Stand with Rand on Eductation Reform!"


As "eductation"-reform specialist Sarah Palin might say, "Thanks, but no thanks..."

http://www.businessinsider.com/rand-paul-touts-eductation-policy-2015-4

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