I had a lot of fun with the trending hashtag #JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ on Twitter yesterday. Here are my posts, ordered from the most to the least popular (all my tweets can be seen here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):
1) "Have you ever resorted to the liberal media? Examples include: Dictionaries, encyclopedias, & numbers."
#JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ
124 Likes, 58 Retweets
2) "If Donald's lips move in a forest but no one's there to hear it, did he lie?"
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63 Likes, 31 Retweets
3) "Use 'bigly' in a sentence..."
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57 Likes, 22 Retweets
4) "Since 94% of terror attacks in the U.S. are by non-Muslims, why is 6% greater than 94%?"
#JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ
48 Likes, 30 Retweets
4) "If you didn't like your neighbors, would you ever build a wall between your houses & make them pay for it?"
#JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ
58 Likes, 20 Retweets
6) "If a gun falls out of someone's pocket, shoots, & kills someone, did the gun have anything to do with it?"
#JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ
32 Likes, 11 Retweets
7) "How should Donald feel about having the support of North Korea, the NRA, the KKK, & Satan?"
#JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ
24 Likes, 16 Retweets
8) "Like 70% of the population, is one of your dreams telling Donald face-to-face, 'You're fired!'?"
#JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ
26 Likes, 8 Retweets
9) "Is your favorite word longer than four letters? If so, I'm sorry, but you won't be right for this campaign."
#JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ
23 Likes, 8 Retweets
9) "How often should blacks be called 'the blacks'? A) Always, B) Almost always, C) Somewhere between A and B?"
#JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ
24 Likes, 7 Retweets
11) "When trying to prove a debunked point of his, Donald often refers to 'this guy I know.' Are you that guy?"
#JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ
23 Likes, 7 Retweets
12) "On a scale from 1 to 10, how much would it bother you to be called 'Hitler's little helper' by some?"
#JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ
16 Likes, 13 Retweets
12) "When Donald says he both supports & opposes something within a 5-second span, what's he trying to say?"
#JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ
21 Likes, 8 Retweets
12) "If 97 doctors say smoking is harmful & 3 say it isn't, in 2 words or less, why are the 3 doctors right?"
#JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ
22 Likes, 7 Retweets
12) "Have you ever read the book of Two Corinthians? If so, what'd you think about it?"
#JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ
23 Likes, 6 Retweets
16) "Do you have more political experience than Trump, which is 0? No? Fantastic. Want to be his running mate?"
#JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ
20 Likes, 8 Retweets
16) "Who is Scott Baio?"
#JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ
24 Likes, 4 Retweets
18) "There have been 3,000+ terrorism-related/400,000+ gun deaths since 9/11. Why is 3,000 greater than 400,000?"
#JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ
20 Likes, 7 Retweets
19) "If the phrase, 'If you don't use it, you lose it' is true, why does Trump still have a brain?"
#JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ
18 Likes, 8 Retweets
19) "Have you ever correctly spelled the word teleprompter when it wasn't spelled out for you on a teleprompter?"
#JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ
21 Likes, 5 Retweets
21) "If you were Donald, would you say you wanted to bang your daughter as well?"
#JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ
13 Likes, 12 Retweets
22) "If Trumpty Dumpty builds a wall, will you be there to catch him when he has a great fall?"
#JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ
18 Likes, 6 Retweets
23) "True or very true - a $1 million loan from your father is a tiny, tiny loan?"
#JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ
16 Likes, 6 Retweets
24) "Why do you think hate is so awesome? Take your time. I could go on about this all day..."
#JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ
15 Likes, 6 Retweets
24) "Can you speak fluent vague-ian, vague-uguese, vague-ish, or whatever?"
#JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ
16 Likes, 5 Retweets
26) "If Willy Wonka also gave you orders to spray-tan yourself orange, what would you do?"
#JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ
14 Likes, 5 Retweets
27) "Are you an illegal immigrant who has previously worked for Mr. Trump?"
#JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ
10 Likes, 6 Retweets
27) "What's your worst experience w/one of them (derogatory term) & why do you think people call us racists?"
#JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ
10 Likes, 6 Retweets
27) "With his three marriages and all, are you doing as much as Donald on saving the sanctity of marriage?"
#JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ
16 Likes, 0 Retweets
30) "True or very true - Trump saying 'go f*ck themselves' is more Christian than anything Obama could say/do?"
#JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ
8 Likes, 7 Retweets
31) "Will you promise to lie more than Donald? Three honest statements out of ten is at least one too many..."
#JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ
9 Likes, 5 Retweets
31) "Do you, like the best and brightest among us, believe 'apology' to be a bad word?"
#JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ
12 Likes, 2 Retweets
33) "Would you ever try to show Donald up by surpassing his record of 85 flip-flops on one subject in an hour?"
#JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ
10 Likes, 2 Retweets
34) "Do you respect women and their young beautiful asses as much as Donald?"
#JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ
7 Likes, 4 Retweets
34) "How would you make orange sexy again, I mean, sexy for the first time?"
#JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ
8 Likes, 3 Retweets
36) "Taco bowl at Trump Tower on Cinco de Mayo: Awesome, Awesomest, or Yugest Bigliest Form of Awesome Ever?"
#JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ
7 Likes, 3 Retweets
37) "Which source is least reliable? Daily horoscopes, the National Enquirer, dead psychics, or FactCheck?"
#JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ
5 Likes, 4 Retweets
38) "How many times per year does Uranus orbit around Trump's head?"
#JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ
4 Likes, 3 Retweets
38) "Is Heidi Klum a 10? If you say yes, would you like to see that eye doctor person, Rand Paul?"
#JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ
5 Likes, 2 Retweets
40) "Are your hands yuge?"
#JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ
6 Likes, 0 Retweets
41) "Is political correctness more dangerous than correctness? Hint: They both suck."
#JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ
1 Like, 2 Retweets
Totals: 897 Likes, 373 Retweets (Averages of 21.9 Likes, 9.1 Retweets)
1) "Have you ever resorted to the liberal media? Examples include: Dictionaries, encyclopedias, & numbers."
#JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ
124 Likes, 58 Retweets
2) "If Donald's lips move in a forest but no one's there to hear it, did he lie?"
#JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ
63 Likes, 31 Retweets
3) "Use 'bigly' in a sentence..."
#JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ
57 Likes, 22 Retweets
4) "Since 94% of terror attacks in the U.S. are by non-Muslims, why is 6% greater than 94%?"
#JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ
48 Likes, 30 Retweets
4) "If you didn't like your neighbors, would you ever build a wall between your houses & make them pay for it?"
#JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ
58 Likes, 20 Retweets
6) "If a gun falls out of someone's pocket, shoots, & kills someone, did the gun have anything to do with it?"
#JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ
32 Likes, 11 Retweets
7) "How should Donald feel about having the support of North Korea, the NRA, the KKK, & Satan?"
#JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ
24 Likes, 16 Retweets
8) "Like 70% of the population, is one of your dreams telling Donald face-to-face, 'You're fired!'?"
#JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ
26 Likes, 8 Retweets
9) "Is your favorite word longer than four letters? If so, I'm sorry, but you won't be right for this campaign."
#JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ
23 Likes, 8 Retweets
9) "How often should blacks be called 'the blacks'? A) Always, B) Almost always, C) Somewhere between A and B?"
#JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ
24 Likes, 7 Retweets
11) "When trying to prove a debunked point of his, Donald often refers to 'this guy I know.' Are you that guy?"
#JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ
23 Likes, 7 Retweets
12) "On a scale from 1 to 10, how much would it bother you to be called 'Hitler's little helper' by some?"
#JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ
16 Likes, 13 Retweets
12) "When Donald says he both supports & opposes something within a 5-second span, what's he trying to say?"
#JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ
21 Likes, 8 Retweets
12) "If 97 doctors say smoking is harmful & 3 say it isn't, in 2 words or less, why are the 3 doctors right?"
#JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ
22 Likes, 7 Retweets
12) "Have you ever read the book of Two Corinthians? If so, what'd you think about it?"
#JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ
23 Likes, 6 Retweets
16) "Do you have more political experience than Trump, which is 0? No? Fantastic. Want to be his running mate?"
#JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ
20 Likes, 8 Retweets
16) "Who is Scott Baio?"
#JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ
24 Likes, 4 Retweets
18) "There have been 3,000+ terrorism-related/400,000+ gun deaths since 9/11. Why is 3,000 greater than 400,000?"
#JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ
20 Likes, 7 Retweets
19) "If the phrase, 'If you don't use it, you lose it' is true, why does Trump still have a brain?"
#JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ
18 Likes, 8 Retweets
19) "Have you ever correctly spelled the word teleprompter when it wasn't spelled out for you on a teleprompter?"
#JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ
21 Likes, 5 Retweets
21) "If you were Donald, would you say you wanted to bang your daughter as well?"
#JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ
13 Likes, 12 Retweets
22) "If Trumpty Dumpty builds a wall, will you be there to catch him when he has a great fall?"
#JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ
18 Likes, 6 Retweets
23) "True or very true - a $1 million loan from your father is a tiny, tiny loan?"
#JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ
16 Likes, 6 Retweets
24) "Why do you think hate is so awesome? Take your time. I could go on about this all day..."
#JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ
15 Likes, 6 Retweets
24) "Can you speak fluent vague-ian, vague-uguese, vague-ish, or whatever?"
#JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ
16 Likes, 5 Retweets
26) "If Willy Wonka also gave you orders to spray-tan yourself orange, what would you do?"
#JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ
14 Likes, 5 Retweets
27) "Are you an illegal immigrant who has previously worked for Mr. Trump?"
#JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ
10 Likes, 6 Retweets
27) "What's your worst experience w/one of them (derogatory term) & why do you think people call us racists?"
#JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ
10 Likes, 6 Retweets
27) "With his three marriages and all, are you doing as much as Donald on saving the sanctity of marriage?"
#JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ
16 Likes, 0 Retweets
30) "True or very true - Trump saying 'go f*ck themselves' is more Christian than anything Obama could say/do?"
#JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ
8 Likes, 7 Retweets
31) "Will you promise to lie more than Donald? Three honest statements out of ten is at least one too many..."
#JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ
9 Likes, 5 Retweets
31) "Do you, like the best and brightest among us, believe 'apology' to be a bad word?"
#JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ
12 Likes, 2 Retweets
33) "Would you ever try to show Donald up by surpassing his record of 85 flip-flops on one subject in an hour?"
#JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ
10 Likes, 2 Retweets
34) "Do you respect women and their young beautiful asses as much as Donald?"
#JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ
7 Likes, 4 Retweets
34) "How would you make orange sexy again, I mean, sexy for the first time?"
#JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ
8 Likes, 3 Retweets
36) "Taco bowl at Trump Tower on Cinco de Mayo: Awesome, Awesomest, or Yugest Bigliest Form of Awesome Ever?"
#JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ
7 Likes, 3 Retweets
37) "Which source is least reliable? Daily horoscopes, the National Enquirer, dead psychics, or FactCheck?"
#JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ
5 Likes, 4 Retweets
38) "How many times per year does Uranus orbit around Trump's head?"
#JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ
4 Likes, 3 Retweets
38) "Is Heidi Klum a 10? If you say yes, would you like to see that eye doctor person, Rand Paul?"
#JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ
5 Likes, 2 Retweets
40) "Are your hands yuge?"
#JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ
6 Likes, 0 Retweets
41) "Is political correctness more dangerous than correctness? Hint: They both suck."
#JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ
1 Like, 2 Retweets
Totals: 897 Likes, 373 Retweets (Averages of 21.9 Likes, 9.1 Retweets)
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