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#MillennialFlirting

I had some fun with the trending hashtag #MillennialFlirting on Twitter last night. Here are my posts, ordered from the most to the least popular (all my tweets can be viewed here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):

1) "Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Your debunked conspiracy memes are sweet,
And so are you."
#MillennialFlirting
531 Likes, 272 Retweets

2) "If you love someone, let them go, if they heart your selfie, it was meant to be."
#MillennialFlirting
34 Likes, 6 Retweets

3) "Your emoji's eyes are so beautiful; it's almost like they're not real, you know?"
#MillennialFlirting
28 Likes, 8 Retweets

4) "When I saw you planking while wearing that fake moustache, that's when I knew I had feelings for you."
#MillennialFlirting
17 Likes, 1 Retweet

5) "First come FarmVille requests, then comes marriage, then comes baby in the baby carriage."
#MillennialFlirting
14 Likes, 3 Retweets

6) "Even though my girlfriend doesn't have Facebook, I'm going to post a sweet message about her on Facebook."
#MillennialFlirting
11 Likes, 2 Retweets

7) "I've Skyped with a lot, I mean a LOT of people, & I have to say, without question, you're the best at it."
#MillennialFlirting
10 Likes, 2 Retweets

8) "She so poked me on Facebook. That's like 3rd base, right?!?"
#MillennialFlirting
10 Likes, 1 Favorite

9) "It's impossible to fully describe my love for you in 140 characters or less, as I, well, crap, I'm running out of..."
#MillennialFlirting
9 Likes, 1 Retweet

10) "Baby, you're so Busta Rhymes in drag..."
"Beautiful, I meant beautiful! Damn you, autocorrect!"
#MillennialFlirting
6 Likes, 2 Retweets

10) "There's nothing more romantic than texting her a thumb's up."
#MillennialFlirting
7 Likes, 1 Retweet

12) "Let's tweet. Your place or mine?"
#MillennialFlirting
6 Likes, 1 Retweet

12) "I've been on Tinder for a while and didn't believe in love at first swipe, well, until I saw you."
#MillennialFlirting
7 Likes, 0 Retweets

14) "Your voice is so hot, it puts Siri's to shame!"
#MillennialFlirting
6 Likes, 0 Retweets

15) "If I could make it happen, next to 'Netflix and chill' in the dictionary would be a picture of you and me."
#MillennialFlirting
4 Likes, 1 Retweet

15) "Girl, you're so fine I almost busted out this app to help me whistle while you were walking over here."
#MillennialFlirting
5 Likes, 0 Retweets

17) "I love long walks on the beach, so long as you're on one side of me and my new drone is hovering over us."
#MillennialFlirting
3 Likes, 1 Retweet

18) "You know how Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie became known as Brangelina? I was thinking about calling us Antoniqua."
#MillennialFlirting
1 Like, 2 Retweets

19) "Don't move too fast or anything, but the new rule is, 3rd date? Nude duck lips selfies. Just sayin'."
#MillennialFlirting
2 Likes, 0 Retweets

19) "How you doin'? I played this song on TouchTunes just for you..." - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqkwykA4iFw …
#MillennialFlirting #LetsGetItOn
2 Likes, 0 Retweets

Totals: 723 Likes, 304 Retweets (Averages of 36.2 Likes, 15.2 Retweets)

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