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Parody "Constant Contradiction" (to the tune of Green Day's "Walking Contradiction")

"Constant Contradiction"
He said this but said the opposite
Within five seconds of each other
Back and forth and back he goes
Not sure where in the hell he'll end up
Memory losses all the time
That or he doesn't know his ass from his hands
Always saying what he thinks
Never thinking before he speaks

Freedom and punishment for abortion
Gay marriage illegal but also fine
Gun control is both right and wrong
Freedom of religion, but bar the Muslims
Tax the rich more and tax them less
Allow transgenders in but keep them out
Infidelity's wrong except when cheating on his wives
Two of them foreign, deport the rest

He says believe him
All I believe
Is he's a constant contradiction
And he's got no proof

He said this but said the opposite
Within five seconds of each other
Back and forth and back he goes
Not sure where in the hell he'll end up
Memory losses all the time
That or he doesn't know his ass from his hands
Always saying what he thinks
Never thinking before he speaks

He says believe him
All I believe
Is he's a constant contradiction
And he's got no proof

He says believe him
All I believe
Is he's a constant contradiction
And he's got no proof

http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/greenday/walkingcontradiction.html

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