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#SongsInInappropriatePlaces

After getting back in town last night and catching up with my emails and tweets, I decided to have a little fun with the trending hashtag #SongsInInappropriatePlaces on Twitter. Here are my posts, ordered from the most to the least popular (all my tweets can be seen here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):

1) "Thriller" - during a Ben Carson speech
#SongsInInappropriatePlaces
20 Likes, 5 Retweets

2) "Somebody's Watching Me" - at a urinal
#SongsInInappropriatePlaces
19 Likes, 1 Retweet

3) "Born in the U.S.A." - at a Ted Cruz birthday bash
#SongsInInappropriatePlaces
15 Likes, 4 Retweets

4) "Honesty" - at the Republican National Convention
#SongsInInappropriatePlaces
14 Likes, 3 Retweets

5) "You Give Love a Bad Name" - while reciting wedding vows
#SongsInInappropriatePlaces
15 Likes, 1 Retweet

6) "The Beautiful People" - during a GOP debate
#SongsInInappropriatePlaces
11 Likes, 4 Retweets

7) "Think" - Donald Trump's head
#SongsInInappropriatePlaces
9 Likes, 4 Retweets

7) "I'm Too Sexy" - at a Ted Cruz photo op
#SongsInInappropriatePlaces
10 Likes, 3 Retweets

9) "This Is How We Do It" - during an abstinence-only class
#SongsInInappropriatePlaces
10 Likes, 2 Retweets

9) "(Everything I Do) I Do It For You" - while Trump speaks to the Association of Latino Professionals of America
#SongsInInappropriatePlaces
10 Likes, 2 Retweets

11) "Only You" - Rush Limbaugh's 4th wedding
#SongsInInappropriatePlaces
9 Likes, 1 Retweet

11) "Hot For Teacher" - at a parent-teacher conference
#SongsInInappropriatePlaces
9 Likes, 1 Retweet

11) "I Melt With You" - at a Global Warming Deniers conference
#SongsInInappropriatePlaces
10 Likes, 0 Retweets

14) "867-5309" - while on the phone and hearing the words, "In case of an emergency, call..."
#SongsInInappropriatePlaces
7 Likes, 2 Retweets

14) "Girls, Girls, Girls" - at a GOP kegger
#SongsInInappropriatePlaces
8 Likes, 1 Retweet

14) "Shout" - the library
#SongsInInappropriatePlaces
9 Likes, 0 Retweets

14) "Girls Just Want To Have Fun" - a debate in Congress
#SongsInInappropriatePlaces
9 Likes, 0 Retweets

18) "U Can't Touch This" - at an orgy
#SongsInInappropriatePlaces
8 Likes, 0 Retweets

18) "Walking On Sunshine" - while landing on the moon
#SongsInInappropriatePlaces
8 Likes, 0 Retweets

20) "Happy" - John McCain first thing in the morning (or any other time of the day)
#SongsInInappropriatePlaces
7 Likes, 0 Retweets

21) "Blinded By the Light" - while walking in the middle of a cave by the name of Cave Dark As Sh*t
#SongsInInappropriatePlaces
6 Likes, 0 Retweets

22) "Get Up (I Feel Like Being a) Sex Machine" - while taking the polar plunge
#SongsInInappropriatePlaces
4 Likes, 1 Retweet

22) "Macho Man" - at a "Revenge of the Nerds"-theme party
#SongsInInappropriatePlaces
5 Likes, 0 Retweets

24) "Like a Virgin" - at a Gene Simmons birthday party
#SongsInInappropriatePlaces
4 Likes, 0 Retweets

25) "Everlong" - at a Viagra Failed Us (VFU) meeting
#SongsInInappropriatePlaces
2 Likes, 1 Retweet

25) "Summer of '69" - class of '99's reunion
#SongsInInappropriatePlaces
3 Likes, 0 Retweets

27) "Don't Stop Believin'" - at Elvis Presley's grave
#SongsInInappropriatePlaces
2 Likes, 0 Retweets

Totals: 243 Likes, 36 Retweets (Averages of 9.0 Likes, 1.3 Retweets)
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