#SongsInInappropriatePlaces

After getting back in town last night and catching up with my emails and tweets, I decided to have a little fun with the trending hashtag #SongsInInappropriatePlaces on Twitter. Here are my posts, ordered from the most to the least popular (all my tweets can be seen here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):

1) "Thriller" - during a Ben Carson speech
#SongsInInappropriatePlaces
20 Likes, 5 Retweets

2) "Somebody's Watching Me" - at a urinal
#SongsInInappropriatePlaces
19 Likes, 1 Retweet

3) "Born in the U.S.A." - at a Ted Cruz birthday bash
#SongsInInappropriatePlaces
15 Likes, 4 Retweets

4) "Honesty" - at the Republican National Convention
#SongsInInappropriatePlaces
14 Likes, 3 Retweets

5) "You Give Love a Bad Name" - while reciting wedding vows
#SongsInInappropriatePlaces
15 Likes, 1 Retweet

6) "The Beautiful People" - during a GOP debate
#SongsInInappropriatePlaces
11 Likes, 4 Retweets

7) "Think" - Donald Trump's head
#SongsInInappropriatePlaces
9 Likes, 4 Retweets

7) "I'm Too Sexy" - at a Ted Cruz photo op
#SongsInInappropriatePlaces
10 Likes, 3 Retweets

9) "This Is How We Do It" - during an abstinence-only class
#SongsInInappropriatePlaces
10 Likes, 2 Retweets

9) "(Everything I Do) I Do It For You" - while Trump speaks to the Association of Latino Professionals of America
#SongsInInappropriatePlaces
10 Likes, 2 Retweets

11) "Only You" - Rush Limbaugh's 4th wedding
#SongsInInappropriatePlaces
9 Likes, 1 Retweet

11) "Hot For Teacher" - at a parent-teacher conference
#SongsInInappropriatePlaces
9 Likes, 1 Retweet

11) "I Melt With You" - at a Global Warming Deniers conference
#SongsInInappropriatePlaces
10 Likes, 0 Retweets

14) "867-5309" - while on the phone and hearing the words, "In case of an emergency, call..."
#SongsInInappropriatePlaces
7 Likes, 2 Retweets

14) "Girls, Girls, Girls" - at a GOP kegger
#SongsInInappropriatePlaces
8 Likes, 1 Retweet

14) "Shout" - the library
#SongsInInappropriatePlaces
9 Likes, 0 Retweets

14) "Girls Just Want To Have Fun" - a debate in Congress
#SongsInInappropriatePlaces
9 Likes, 0 Retweets

18) "U Can't Touch This" - at an orgy
#SongsInInappropriatePlaces
8 Likes, 0 Retweets

18) "Walking On Sunshine" - while landing on the moon
#SongsInInappropriatePlaces
8 Likes, 0 Retweets

20) "Happy" - John McCain first thing in the morning (or any other time of the day)
#SongsInInappropriatePlaces
7 Likes, 0 Retweets

21) "Blinded By the Light" - while walking in the middle of a cave by the name of Cave Dark As Sh*t
#SongsInInappropriatePlaces
6 Likes, 0 Retweets

22) "Get Up (I Feel Like Being a) Sex Machine" - while taking the polar plunge
#SongsInInappropriatePlaces
4 Likes, 1 Retweet

22) "Macho Man" - at a "Revenge of the Nerds"-theme party
#SongsInInappropriatePlaces
5 Likes, 0 Retweets

24) "Like a Virgin" - at a Gene Simmons birthday party
#SongsInInappropriatePlaces
4 Likes, 0 Retweets

25) "Everlong" - at a Viagra Failed Us (VFU) meeting
#SongsInInappropriatePlaces
2 Likes, 1 Retweet

25) "Summer of '69" - class of '99's reunion
#SongsInInappropriatePlaces
3 Likes, 0 Retweets

27) "Don't Stop Believin'" - at Elvis Presley's grave
#SongsInInappropriatePlaces
2 Likes, 0 Retweets

Totals: 243 Likes, 36 Retweets (Averages of 9.0 Likes, 1.3 Retweets)

Boycotting jukeboxes because of TouchTunes

I love music and enjoy hitting the bar(s) over the weekend, so naturally, when the mood strikes me, I've never been coy about playing some songs on the jukebox. This past Thursday, a friend of mine turned 50, so several friends of her's, including myself, all met up to celebrate the occasion. At around 9:30, a friend of mine and I both chipped in $5 to play some songs on the jukebox. Four hours and 231 skips later, we gave up on hearing the songs we had selected, and went home knowing we had just wasted $5. This wasn't the first time such a thing had happened to me (and many others), and due to that, I'll be boycotting jukeboxes. Why? The scam known as TouchTunes. You see, here's how the plot typically breaks down. A person (or group of people) downloads the TouchTunes app on his/her phone, consumes one too many adult beverages, and due to this, has less care for spending extra money to hear the songs of their choosing right NOW. That's the thing with TouchTun...

Face guarding is legal in college football and the NFL

I just wanted to remind fans and announcers especially, that face guarding is legal in both college football and the NFL. It all comes down to contact. So long as a defender doesn't make contact with an intended receiver, he doesn't have to turn around to play the ball. I can't tell you how many times every week I hear announcers talk about face guarding being a penalty. It's not. I even heard one announcer yesterday state, "If the defender doesn't turn around and play the ball, the ref will call pass interference every time." That's simply not true. Courtesy of referee Bill LeMonnier, he says this with regard to the rule at the college level (answered on 8/12/13): "NCAA rules on pass interference require the face guarding to have contact to be a foul. No contact, no foul by NCAA rules." In the NFL rule book, this is written: "Actions that constitute defensive pass interference include but are not limited to: (a) Contact by a ...

Mentioned on Crooks and Liars and Hinterland Gazette!

Due to some tweets of mine, I got mentioned on the following two sites (all my tweets can be viewed here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki ): https://crooksandliars.com/2019/04/trump-gives-stupid-advice-george https://hinterlandgazette.com/2019/03/istandwithschiff-is-trending-after-donald-trump-led-gop-attack-on-adam-schiff-backfires-spectacularly.html

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