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#TrumpSecretServiceCodeName

I had some more fun with a trending hashtag on Twitter yesterday. This time the hashtag was #TrumpSecretServiceCodeName. Here are my posts, ordered from the most to the least popular (all of my tweets can be seen here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):

1) Orange Is the New Stupid
#TrumpSecretServiceCodeName
65 Likes, 21 Retweets

2) Sir Lie-a-Lot
#TrumpSecretServiceCodeName
29 Likes, 13 Retweets

3) Three Corinthians
#TrumpSecretServiceCodeName
22 Likes, 9 Retweets

4) Dumb Man Walking
#TrumpSecretServiceCodeName
19 Likes, 3 Retweets

5) Tremendously Unbelievably Small Penis
#TrumpSecretServiceCodeName
14 Likes, 4 Retweets

6) Assquatch
#TrumpSecretServiceCodeName
10 Likes, 6 Retweets

7) Syracuse
#TrumpSecretServiceCodeName
12 Likes, 3 Retweets

7) Rodent Hair
#TrumpSecretServiceCodeName
13 Likes, 2 Retweets

7) What Jesus Wouldn't Do
#TrumpSecretServiceCodeName
13 Likes, 2 Retweets

10) Misogyny Prodigy
#TrumpSecretServiceCodeName
9 Likes, 5 Retweets

10) Stupid Loompa
#TrumpSecretServiceCodeName
10 Likes, 4 Retweets

12) The Bigliest Bigot
#TrumpSecretServiceCodeName
9 Likes, 4 Retweets

12) Bigliest Loser
#TrumpSecretServiceCodeName
12 Likes, 1 Retweet

12) Ready For Prom Again
#TrumpSecretServiceCodeName
12 Likes, 1 Retweet

15) WTF
#TrumpSecretServiceCodeName
8 Likes, 4 Retweets

16) Cray Cray in the U.S.A.
#TrumpSecretServiceCodeName
7 Likes, 4 Retweets

16) John Miller
#TrumpSecretServiceCodeName
9 Likes, 2 Retweets

18) Mission Deplorable
#TrumpSecretServiceCodeName
5 Likes, 5 Retweets

18) David Duke's BFF
#TrumpSecretServiceCodeName
7 Likes, 3 Retweets

18) Mass Brain Cell Deportation
#TrumpSecretServiceCodeName
8 Likes, 2 Retweets

18) The Dare That Went Too Far
#TrumpSecretServiceCodeName
8 Likes, 2 Retweets

18) Demolition Accomplished
#TrumpSecretServiceCodeName
9 Likes, 1 Retweet

18) Tweetledum
#TrumpSecretServiceCodeName
10 Likes, 0 Retweets

24) Factual Distortion
#TrumpSecretServiceCodeName
7 Likes, 2 Retweets

24) Trump U. Drop out
#TrumpSecretServiceCodeName
7 Likes, 2 Retweets

24) Who Let This Dog Out?
#TrumpSecretServiceCodeName
8 Likes, 1 Retweet

24) Self-Congratulation Is the Most Sincere Form of Flattery
#TrumpSecretServiceCodeName
8 Likes, 1 Retweet

28) Dr. What the Hell?
#TrumpSecretServiceCodeName
6 Likes, 2 Retweets

28) Bestest Words
#TrumpSecretServiceCodeName
7 Likes, 1 Retweet

28) Yuge Hands
#TrumpSecretServiceCodeName
7 Likes, 1 Retweet

28) Kooky Kookier Kookiest (KKK)
#TrumpSecretServiceCodeName
7 Likes, 1 Retweet

28) Nutter Butter
#TrumpSecretServiceCodeName
7 Likes, 1 Retweet

33) Idiocracy Foreshadowing
#TrumpSecretServiceCodeName
4 Likes, 3 Retweets

33) Talking Contradiction
#TrumpSecretServiceCodeName
5 Likes, 2 Retweets

33) Awesomeless Sauce
#TrumpSecretServiceCodeName
6 Likes, 1 Retweet

33) Punk'd U.
#TrumpSecretServiceCodeName
6 Likes, 1 Retweet

33) Another Dick for a Wall
#TrumpSecretServiceCodeName
7 Likes, 0 Retweets

33) Selective Constitutionalist
#TrumpSecretServiceCodeName
7 Likes, 0 Retweets

39) Pants Burned Off
#TrumpSecretServiceCodeName
4 Likes, 2 Retweets

39) Hooked on Phonics Failure
#TrumpSecretServiceCodeName
4 Likes, 2 Retweets

39) Loan Me the Money
#TrumpSecretServiceCodeName
5 Likes, 1 Retweet

39) Incest Enthusiast
#TrumpSecretServiceCodeName
5 Likes, 1 Retweet

39) World Map Denier
#TrumpSecretServiceCodeName
5 Likes, 1 Retweet

39) Oblivious to the Obvious
#TrumpSecretServiceCodeName
5 Likes, 1 Retweet

45) Devolution Is Real
#TrumpSecretServiceCodeName
3 Likes, 2 Retweets

45) Cerebellum Malfunction
#TrumpSecretServiceCodeName
3 Likes, 2 Retweets

45) Overcompensation
#TrumpSecretServiceCodeName
4 Likes, 1 Retweet

45) The Real Plump Shady
#TrumpSecretServiceCodeName
4 Likes, 1 Retweet

49) Caveman Speak Good
#TrumpSecretServiceCodeName
3 Likes, 1 Retweet

49) Repetition Obsession Repetition
#TrumpSecretServiceCodeName
3 Likes, 1 Retweet

49) GrumpyD
#TrumpSecretServiceCodeName
3 Likes, 1 Retweet

49) Donnie the Moocher
#TrumpSecretServiceCodeName
3 Likes, 1 Retweet

49) The Prejudice Enabler
#TrumpSecretServiceCodeName
4 Likes, 0 Retweets

49) Projection 101
#TrumpSecretServiceCodeName
4 Likes, 0 Retweets

55) Marriage Sanctity Thrice
#TrumpSecretServiceCodeName
2 Likes, 1 Retweet

55) Maybe Sort Of Yes to Vagueness
#TrumpSecretServiceCodeName
2 Likes, 1 Retweet

55) Hot Air Overload
#TrumpSecretServiceCodeName
3 Likes, 0 Retweets

58) The Whopper King
#TrumpSecretServiceCodeName
2 Likes, 0 Retweets

58) Harvey Danger (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYsMjEeEg4g …)
#TrumpSecretServiceCodeName
2 Likes, 0 Retweets

60) Hurricane Drumpf
#TrumpSecretServiceCodeName
1 Like, 0 Retweets

60) 7-Eleven Truther
#TrumpSecretServiceCodeName
1 Like, 0 Retweets

60) Specific's Antithesis
#TrumpSecretServiceCodeName
1 Like, 0 Retweets

Totals: 495 Likes, 140 Retweets (Averages of 8.0 Likes, 2.3 Retweets)
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