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Parody "Tweeting Some Lies" (to the tune of Neil Diamond's "Sweet Caroline")

"Tweeting Some Lies"
Where they began
No one really knows
White supremacists going strong

Was in the morning
And morning became the evening
The bullsh*t continues on

Lies, putrid lies
Reaching out, deceiving me, deceiving you

Tweeting some lies
Retweets never seemed so bad
Please inform your mind
These white hoods aren't very rad
So now I...

...Fact-check the posts
They don't seem too likely
The president wasn't born on Mars

And when we debate
They look like a deer in headlights
Not sure what's going on

Brains, washing brains
Reaching out, deceiving me, deceiving you

Tweeting some lies
Retweets never seemed so bad
Please inform your mind
These white hoods aren't very rad
Oh, hell no

Tweeting some lies
Retweets never seemed so bad
Tweeting some lies
These white hoods aren't very rad
Tweeting some lies
Retweets never seemed so bad

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